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Cracker and pops, switching out the Zephyr for a different piece of shit. Actually, this was a pretty good car, except that it freaked out at highway speeds. Madonna had to come pick me up one sexathon weekend, somewhere north of Ann Arbor, because it just refused to go faster than 55 – as if [...]
Where I saw one: On the intertubes Nostalgia factor: 3/10 – Ahh, memories – mostly not mine. Baseline: 0, since I never personally owned one. +1 because mom had one, +1 because that one was a crazy moonwagon, -1 because it didn’t have a radio – stupid Honda made you choose from dealer installed extra [...]
1989 Michigan Football Results Final (10-2 overall, 8-0 Big Ten) Date Rank # Opponent W/L Score Record Attend. Sep. 16 2 / 1 Notre Dame L 19-24 0-1 105,912 Sep. 23 5 / 24 at UCLA W 24-23 1-1 71,797 Sep. 30 6 / Maryland W 41-21 2-1 104,872 Oct. 7 5 / Wisconsin* W [...]
Beers, strip club and plastic. What could possibly go wrong?
Really Stupid –As Cracker, karate kick the back of the toilet and break off the water inlet tube. (There IS a technical term for this thing.) Once you do this, the toilet is out of commission. Plus, flooding – BONUS!!! The mechanics are really simple: run down the hall at full speed, hoping to make [...]
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A Few of My Favorite Things The Critics Agree SHUT -UP ! you are full of demons. I doubt anyone would have sex with you unless raped. Are you on Psy. meds yet ?... Gwen Maddox Meacham (Facebook)
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