Seems Legit

Ferrari f430 Craigslist
Midnight Auto Supply

How is this not a can’t miss opportunity? Apart from criminal conspiracy, insurance fraud, receipt of stolen property…

2005 Ferrari f430 Berlinetta [Ed.: original post on Nashville Craigslist is long gone – like the seller].

I’m assisting in brokering the sale of a near mint condition 2005 Ferrari f430 Berlinetta. The car is not stolen, salvaged, wrecked, or damaged in anyway. It does have a lien on it. This is an excellent parts car for someone who already owns an f430 or for someone who is crafty enough with obtaining titles. There will be NO TITLE with the car, only a bill of sale. Please no tire kickers, serious interest only.
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We’ve All Been There

Life imitates…

best of craigslist: HELP ME GET RID OF BURNINGMAN GIRL

best of craigslist: HELP ME GET RID OF BURNINGMAN GIRL.
Originally Posted: 2014-09-09 5:37am

Help ! She won’t leave and can’t accept that Burning Man is over! Please take this girl off my hands. Her name is ‘Leaf’, seemed ok out there in the desert, and she helped us with our art vehicle, “The Giant Six Pack”. She’s on the couch, still sandy and stinky. She still has goggles on her head, which I’m pretty sure she never put over her eyes. I don’t know what to do. She smoked all my weed. She has no I.D. , but is kind of cute. . . in a ‘Burning Man’ kind of way. BUT IT’S OVER, PLEASE HELP, IF YOU KNOW ‘LEAF’, EMAIL ME AND DRIVE HER TO PORTLAND OR ANYWHERE.
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How Sausage Is Made

This, after 30 years of basting, is one of my favorite cars of the 1980s. One of the lamest then/coolest  now features is the “carriage roof,” the fake convertible top first introduced on the 1979 Mark V. It worked on those because they were styled as 2 door hardtops. Naturally, if people were dumb enough […]

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Where do I send the check?

I totally trust this deal from Craigslist: 2003 Ferrari Red Enzo US car. Reply to: sale-456951949@craigslist.org Date: 2007-10-22, 9:41PM PDT Here’s one of only 1 of [sic.] only 78 US cars for sale in Red [sic.] With [sic.] black seats[. T]he cars [sic.] for sale at a great price[:] $1,190,000.00[.] This Enzo has been fully […]

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Satan is alive

Satan is alive and living on Craiglist. Want proof? This: Don’t read it.Dad/Daughter Role Play – m4w (East Valley)Don’t read it. is some fuckhead’s idea of “porn” and a role playing hook up. It is not porn, it is Lucifer’s own colon, after a night of beans, onions, habaneros and battery acid. It’s toxic. Don’t […]

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Craigslist – a place for weirdos

I was browsing the Craigslist the other day and found this headline any young women interested in a daddy/daughter relationship? – m4w – 43 Oh shit, I wandered into the personals.  But WTF?  Daddy/daughter?  I just had daddy daughter time at Trader Joes, and it was limited to buying yogurt and telling fart jokes. But […]

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Help Wanted

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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me.  This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022.  You’ll get paid when we get back.  Must bring your own weapons.  Safety not guaranteed.  I have only done this once before.

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