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The following is a list of all entries tagged with Crash Into Me:
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1986 Dodge Ram Van
Filed in Car and Driver, Fat Drunk & Stupid, June 27, 2008, 12:17 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum With it’s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children. Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and “government contractors.”
- Actual Dodge ad.
Why talk about this shitbox? I saw four - FOUR - of these before lunch today, and the one pictured –> is a clone [...]
Caption This
Filed in Car and Driver, Fat Drunk & Stupid, June 15, 2008, 7:46 am by Pen S. LordoscumFamous Last Words: Jr. will be right in, after he parks the GTO.
Nothing happened last night, right? RIGHT?!
To cops: Why no, officer, I was home all night reading the bible and knitting.
Did you hear something? Nah, go back to sleep.
Attention all units,be on the look out for a brown Opel Kadett with no headlights.
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1988 Ford Festiva L
Filed in Car and Driver, May 1, 2008, 11:15 pm by Dino F. DaytonaJune, 1990
Things that go BOOM in the night
Filed in Car and Driver, February 28, 2008, 9:41 am by Mr. Wonderful
Ford recalls 470,000 Mustangs
DETROIT (AP) — Ford Motor Co. said Wednesday it is recalling 470,000 Ford Mustangs from the 2005-2008 model years to recalibrate how forcefully the air bag deploys on the front passenger side of the car. Internal testing showed the air bag could injure a small, unbelted passenger, said Ford spokesman [...]
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: That Which Survives
Filed in Car and Driver, February 19, 2008, 9:27 pm by Pen S. LordoscumRelax. This is just a souvenir from the Festiva, not anything current.
Free Valet Parking Ain’t All That
Filed in Car and Driver, In Local News..., January 14, 2008, 1:50 pm by Dr. GonzoAbout 25,000 visitors wandered the huge Barrett-Jackson site at WestWorld on Sunday during Family Value Day, with reduced admissions for adults and free for children younger than 12. Most of the collector cars, vendors and attractions were in place.
Suddenly…
Not me
Filed in Car and Driver, January 10, 2008, 12:59 pm by Dr. GonzoTeen Driving Mustang Crashes into House
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - 1988 Mercury Tracer
Filed in Car and Driver, December 28, 2007, 11:40 am by Pen S. Lordoscum Where I saw one: Getting on the 51 today.
Nostalgia Value: 5/10
Baseline: 0 - I never owned one.
+1 for being a Ford-badged Mazda. Way better than being a Ford-badged Kia. +1 because I almost bought one, after my Festiva suffered it’s critical ass implosion, +1 for orange dash lights, +1 for not [...]
Crash into me
Filed in Car and Driver, Fat Drunk & Stupid, November 10, 2007, 10:35 pm by Dr. GonzoThis is what you find when you dig in your closet.
Fucking drunk bastards.