Mar
12
2010
Toyota to America: You Fucked Up. You trusted us.
Think about it:
As always, the truth is found in Animal House.
Mar
5
2010
Glass man. Yeah-ah, I’m the glass man.
I TOLD you not to shake the Andre before you popped it!
I did not cause this, despite ample time in the “wayback” seats. This is why I took a pass on buying a Nissan Cube.
Feb
26
2010
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Sudden Unintended Toyota Acceleration Edition
Does it count if it’s a Geo, which is a disguised Toyota Corolla?
no one was killed
Does it count if the sudden acceleration comes from a Nissan Sentra that gets rammed into you by the car behind it?
my poor car
Jan
30
2010
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: “No, pardon ME, detective” edition
Watch that bumper, dumbass
Porsche 944: what discerning police detectives choose when DUIing their ass into a rear-ender with you.
No, officer, we don’t have to call it in, but the days of free coffee refills are OVER!!
Jan
22
2010
The Crazy Is Strong With This One
I tawt I taw that bottle of Lithium around here somewhere...
Apr
7
2009
Assless chaps
Do you feel a breeze?
On the left behind the antenna is my bumper. Dr. Ford prescribes new cap, new subframe and some reshaped and braced structure to cure the hidden ass implosion it suffered.
Apr
3
2009
You should see the other guy
You should see the other guy - Carl Showalter after catching a bullet in the face
You should see the other guy - me, after catching a Hyundai in the ass
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The Critics Agree
These are the ramblings of a real freakFredo WangYou just exemplify dork now... case closed!!SabrinaI could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.Minister of CoolThanks for ruining another fond memory.OG Fred
Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fuckerCripleyStop running into people
Superstar Queen of ShebaYou are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.
gcatWhat kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?
Shemp
You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]Chevelle
I agree with each and every one of your statements.Woody
Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good.200 readers per day
