Messenger Puppet

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Jesus Wept

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1986 Dodge Ram Van

With it’s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children.  Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and “government contractors.”
- Actual Dodge ad.
Why talk about this shitbox?  I saw four - FOUR - of these before lunch today, and the one pictured –> is a clone [...]

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Caption This

Famous Last Words:  Jr. will be right in, after he parks the GTO.
Nothing happened last night, right?  RIGHT?!
To cops:  Why no, officer, I was home all night reading the bible and knitting.
Did you hear something?  Nah, go back to sleep.
Attention all units,be on the look out for a brown Opel Kadett with no headlights.

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1988 Ford Festiva L

June, 1990
 

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Things that go BOOM in the night

Ford recalls 470,000 Mustangs
DETROIT (AP) — Ford Motor Co. said Wednesday it is recalling 470,000 Ford Mustangs from the 2005-2008 model years to recalibrate how forcefully the air bag deploys on the front passenger side of the car. Internal testing showed the air bag could injure a small, unbelted passenger, said Ford spokesman [...]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: That Which Survives

Relax. This is just a souvenir from the Festiva, not anything current.

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Free Valet Parking Ain’t All That

About 25,000 visitors wandered the huge Barrett-Jackson site at WestWorld on Sunday during Family Value Day, with reduced admissions for adults and free for children younger than 12. Most of the collector cars, vendors and attractions were in place.
Suddenly…

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Not me

Teen Driving Mustang Crashes into House

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - 1988 Mercury Tracer

Where I saw one: Getting on the 51 today.
Nostalgia Value: 5/10
Baseline: 0 - I never owned one.
+1 for being a Ford-badged Mazda. Way better than being a Ford-badged Kia. +1 because I almost bought one, after my Festiva suffered it’s critical ass implosion, +1 for orange dash lights, +1 for not [...]

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Crash into me

This is what you find when you dig in your closet.
Fucking drunk bastards.