A Ferrari 308GTS for $13,500, Some Assembly Required.
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Shitbox Firestones are blowing up all over again. 1990: Beers, Girlfriend, walk, don’t drive, car gets crashed anyway. 2010: Beers, girlfriend, walk don’t drive. Bike to the bar to pick up the car, only to find… … that nothing at all is amiss. Thanks karma! I owe you. Karma: Goddamn right you do. How did I miss that low hanging fruit? Think about it: As always, the truth is found in Animal House. I did not cause this, despite ample time in the “wayback” seats. This is why I took a pass on buying a Nissan Cube. Does it count if it’s a Geo, which is a disguised Toyota Corolla? Does it count if the sudden acceleration comes from a Nissan Sentra that gets rammed into you by the car behind it? Porsche 944: what discerning police detectives choose when DUIing their ass into a rear-ender with you. No, officer, we don’t have to call it in, but the days of free coffee refills are OVER!! |
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