I’ll Take Things that did NOT happen on my driver’s ed test for $8,000, Alex
Crash and/or Burn
Crimes Against Humanity
automotive category: the limited (and now ever rarer) 2011 Ford Mustang Boss 302 Laguna Seca Reportedly, this waste was facilitated by Budweiser, which constitutes an aggravating factor. Ten beers, an idiot and a Mustang Boss 302 Laguna Seca equal disaster.
Read more "Crimes Against Humanity"Fredo Wang: Landed Gentry
Wang Manor, in beautiful mid Scottsdale
Read more "Fredo Wang: Landed Gentry"Let’s go to Family Foods
and then fuck around with drifting in the snow until we forecheck a snowbank with the trunk!*
8 Barrel, moments before doing exactly that
(Ed.: No, you DON’T get to live anything down. Ever.)
Read more "Let’s go to Family Foods"Enzo Wept
As did I. It’ll probably buff right out Ferrari F40 crash – Jalopnik.
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Mustang Boss 302S with VIN 001 crashes on the track. Ford says it will build only 50 copies of the Mustang Boss 302S, a track-only demon that we’ve called the greatest track-day Mustang ever. The very first copy off the assembly line met the walls — and hopefully not its end — at the Mid-Ohio […]
Read more "Parnelli Jones Wept"Whistling Past the Graveyard
It’s the new Dodge Dart? Mesa police find stolen van submerged in lake. Police said a man steered a stolen van into a lake at Riverview Park then ran away. Witnesses saw the man jump out of the moving van just before 4 a.m. Saturday. The van continued into the lake and became completely submerged… […]
Read more "Whistling Past the Graveyard"Make that Double Double well done
PHOENIX, 4/21/11 – In-n-out burger truck on fire on I-10. Insert 4/20 joke here.
Read more "Make that Double Double well done"Burning Down The House
Report: Burnt Chevrolet Volt mysteriously catches fire again — Autoblog Green. I drove one yesterday, and I can reliably say that it did not spontaneously catch on fire. If I had $40k to drop on the worlds best golf cart, I would still think about it. Then laugh and buy a Mustang GT.
Read more "Burning Down The House"hero of the revolution
NICK Cave’s latest hit has made him a local hero in his British seaside home town. Cave recently took out a speed camera erected by the Sussex Safer Roads Partnership with his Jaguar.The unscathed Prince of Rock’n’Roll Darkness jokes the pole hit him.”Ahem, it was the fault of the speed camera; it ran into me,” […]
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