Interjects? Really?Read more "karma interjects"
Things that remind you of other things for $100… Here it’s silver Priuses. 27 years ago it was Diet Coke in cans. Either way, get that shit away from me. The reminder(of a massive fail) touchstone value is still at 11.Read more "It’s the new can of Diet Coke"
I am back. Long story, long on drama, short on internet solutions. Details to come…Read more "Did you miss me?"
4:4 = 1:1Read more "Math"
Quite simply the worst beer ever. I am lucky to be able to type since I was stuck in bed all day yesterday. (Listening to crazy talk from the other room.) The last time I felt this bad, wormwood was involved. This is what the morning after feels like:Read more "Beer Reviews: Old English 800 high gravity"
Priuses suck gas like you wouldn’t believe. I had the GF’s car to use for the long weekend. Saturday I fill it up. 8 bars on the gas gauge. 1 80 mile trip to the airport, a 30 mile trip to the kid’s house and a 20 mile trip to the airport later and it […]Read more "Notes from the weekend"
She buys you a DAVE She buys you beers Happy birthday to Dr. G.Read more "Proof that your girlfriend is a keeper"
Some more tips for manejar en Mexico to make your trip mas excellente. 1. Dirt roads suck when you’re driving a Mustang. Bumps (topes) come from nowhere to bang your undercarriage. Fuckers. Sandy roads suck worse. (think snow drifts and summer tires. Starting in 2nd is irrelevant. ) Bring a shovel. I cannot stress this […]Read more "Manejar en Mexico – Part Dos"
Girl No. 5 is acquired and in the books. What a world. I feel like Phid of a thousand lifetimes ago.Read more "Resistance is futile"