Why do you only see old guys driving ZR1s? Let’s think about this: they cost $100,000+. (Ed.: For insurance.) Old guys have money. However. young guys have money, too. (Ed.: until they don’t.) So maybe it’s not cash. Let’s think some more:Read more "Big Blue Devil: Little Blue Pill"
The George W. Bush MBA school of retail: CVS: Here’s a coupon for a $25 gift card when you transfer or bring in a new prescription. Later… Karma: Here is a crippling headache cluster, like that person from “The Fury” (Not THAT Fury) whose head exploded. Dr. Wikipedia: *googles “OMFG it hurts, but only at […]Read more "We’ll make it up in volume"
If I weren’t so sore, I would… 3.30.07 10 am Me (as Arthur Denton): Give me some fucking morphine Orin Scrivello, DDS: Okey-dokey 3.30.07 4 pm DDS: Give this man some fucking morphine. CVS Pharmacy® – Expect Something Extra ®: Okey-dokey 3.30.07 5:30 pm Me (nearly dead from pain): Where’s my fucking morphine? CVS: We […]Read more "F*** you, CVS"