Man, Dorky photo op poses aside, Dan Quayle looks like a Mensa candidate these days: George Bush to Europe: Blow me I met Quayle in 1999. Short. Quiet. Couldn’t stand to be whoring cheesy investments in anal lubricant manufacturers. Or whatever. Possibly pissed that I called him Mr. Dickly instead of Mr.Vice President or failed […]Read more "Nope. No sign of polyps, son"