Bless you Boys

What’s wrong with Detroit, part 17, 312:  the partially digested carcass of Tiger Stadium The Tigers got a new stadium for the 2000 season. As of a month ago, this much of the old place is STILL there, rotting.  Yeah yeah yeah, historical preservation and all that shit – but the ship has sailed.  Move […]

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Works Every Time

Billy Dee:  Chuck Norris is a pussy.  Drink Colt and you’ll get it, not be it. Chuck Norris:  Why are you bringing me into this? Chuck Norris: *cries* Chuck Norris: *tears fail to cure cancer* Detroit:  We don’t like this.  Poor people should not drink cheap ass malt liquor. Detroit:  We don’t like this.  Black […]

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Detroit to Bush: You F***ing Traitor Bush surveillance program violates Constitution, judge rules A federal judge in Detroit has ruled that the Bush administration’s warrantless surveillance program violates the Constitution. U.S. District Judge Anna Diggs Taylor in Detroit became the first judge to strike down the National Security Agency’s program, which she says violates the rights to free speech and […]

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