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It might have been the t shirt equating King Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa with Maab, the Teer of the Ten Tribes.

It might have been the posters of Michael Jackson, favorite son of Bahrain, having Panda Sex

Whatever the reason, the Bahrainis were out for blood.  Flying out was too risky.

My only hope was a 12 hour drive through Saudi to the UAE.  Dubai was Vegas if Hitler had won the war.  No wonder Dick Cheney loved it so much…


MORAL OF THE STORY:  No more cheesy poofs at bedtime

Remind me NEVER to party with Dick Cheney in Dubai again.  That bastard dogfucker always has to go invade some oil country get another heart transplant run out to his waiting limo right when the bill comes.

Bar bill
What? No hot wings?

This is a receipt for a $105,431 bar tab.

rolls royce
For a bar tab that costs a house, my Rolls better goddam well look this blurry


Dick Cheney swears by the pocket organ 9000 (now with Bluetooth(R)!)
Dick Cheney swears by the pocket organ 9000 (now with Bluetooth(R)!)

REPORT: Cheney says Bush left GM bankruptcy for the next guy

This, according to former vice-president Dick Cheney, who reportedly admitted in a recent interview on Fox News that the Bush administration floated the $17.4 billion auto industry bailout package in order to give the outgoing administration enough time to exit and for the next administration to settle in before the house of cards in Detroit came tumbling down. According to Cheney, President Bush “decided that he did not want to be the one who pulled the plug just before he left office.”

War is peace

Cheney: No link between Saddam Hussein, 9/11

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Former Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he does not believe Saddam Hussein was involved in the planning or execution of the September 11, 2001, attacks. [6.1.09]

But, wink, wink nudge nudge…

MR. RUSSERT: The Washington Post asked the American people about Saddam Hussein, and this is what they said: 69 percent said he was involved in the September 11 attacks. Are you surprised by that?

VICE PRES. CHENEY: No. I think it’s not surprising that people make that connection.

MR. RUSSERT: But is there a connection?

VICE PRES. CHENEY: We don’t know. You and I talked about this two years ago. I can remember you asking me this question just a few days after the original attack. At the time I said no, we didn’t have any evidence of that. Subsequent to that, we’ve learned a couple of things. We learned more and more that there was a relationship between Iraq and al-Qaeda that stretched back through most of the decade of the ’90s, that it involved training, for example, on BW and CW, that al-Qaeda sent personnel to Baghdad to get trained on the systems that are involved. The Iraqis providing bomb-making expertise and advice to the al-Qaeda organization.

We know, for example, in connection with the original World Trade Center bombing in ’93 that one of the bombers was Iraqi, returned to Iraq after the attack of ’93. And we’ve learned subsequent to that, since we went into Baghdad and got into the intelligence files, that this individual probably also received financing from the Iraqi government as well as safe haven.

Now, is there a connection between the Iraqi government and the original World Trade Center bombing in ’93? We know, as I say, that one of the perpetrators of that act did, in fact, receive support from the Iraqi government after the fact. With respect to 9/11, of course, we’ve had the story that’s been public out there. The Czechs alleged that Mohamed Atta, the lead attacker, met in Prague with a senior Iraqi intelligence official five months before the attack, but we’ve never been able to develop anymore of that yet either in terms of confirming it or discrediting it. We just don’t know.

MR. RUSSERT: We could establish a direct link between the hijackers of September 11 and Saudi Arabia.

VICE PRES. CHENEY: We know that many of the attackers were Saudi. There was also an Egyptian in the bunch. It doesn’t mean those governments had anything to do with that attack. That’s a different proposition than saying the Iraqi government and the Iraqi intelligent service has a relationship with al-Qaeda that developed throughout the decade of the ’90s. That was clearly official policy. [9/14/03]


Cheney blasts media on al Qaeda-Iraq link

Says media not ‘doing their homework’ in reporting ties

Friday, June 18, 2004 Posted: 2:25 AM EDT (0625 GMT)

WASHINGTON (CNN) — [paragraph reordered for clarity]

Members of 9/11 commission found “no credible evidence” that Iraq was involved in the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks carried out by al Qaeda hijackers, and they concluded that there was “no collaborative relationship” between Iraq and Osama bin Laden, the network’s leader, according to details of its findings disclosed Wednesday at a public hearing.

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Vice President Dick Cheney said Thursday the evidence is “overwhelming” that al Qaeda had a relationship with Saddam Hussein’s regime in Iraq, and he said media reports suggesting that the 9/11 commission has reached a contradictory conclusion were “irresponsible.”

“There clearly was a relationship. It’s been testified to. The evidence is overwhelming,” Cheney said in an interview with CNBC’s “Capitol Report.”

“It goes back to the early ’90s. It involves a whole series of contacts, high-level contacts with Osama bin Laden and Iraqi intelligence officials.”

Cheney makes surprise visit to Iraq

US Vice President Dick Cheney swept into Baghdad on an unannounced visit Monday, looking to highlight security gains and promote elusive political progress days before the war enters its sixth year, but afraid to the very core of his manhood that his botched job in Iraq, while profitable, was a steaming pile of shit and not the “mission accomplished” his puppet boss claimed.

Minutes after he arrived, he was greeted as a liberator when an explosion rocked central Baghdad, following a roadside bombing that killed a policeman, underscoring the violence that still grips the nation almost five years after the US-led invasion of Iraq.

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The unheralded visit, shrouded in secrecy and blanketed with security because everyone hates Dick, and us…


Although it’s important to use the proper forum, which is not Boulder city council. (Hint – it’s Congress – Article I, §§2-3) I would rather see an arrest warrant.

Boulder weighs ‘impeach Bush’

By Ryan Morgan, Daily Camera
Originally published 06:16 a.m., February 12, 2008
Updated 09:21 a.m., February 12, 2008

Boulder’s elected leaders are expected to decide next week whether to draft and vote on a resolution calling for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney. For the past few weeks, activists have been showing up at Boulder City Council meetings, carrying signs, handing out “impeach” pins and asking City Council members to take up such a resolution. Similar measures have passed in cities across the country, including Detroit and Telluride. Liz Robinson, one of the organizers of the effort, said people hoping to see impeachment proceedings have given congressional Democrats — who won a majority in the fall of 2006 — plenty of time to act. But since they haven’t, she said, locally elected officials should take up the slack.  “Whether or not it’s the city’s business directly, like potholes, I feel this affects all of us,” she said. “We’re the ones who are paying the taxes to support this administration’s depredations, especially the war.”

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