Halliburton swings to $1.1 billion profit, cites 2005 as company’s best

Evil greedy bastards Halliburton swings to $1.1 billion profit, cites 2005 as company’s best. [But they can’t feed the troops better than Sheriff Joe…] By Steve Quinn ASSOCIATED PRESS  5:45 p.m. January 26, 2006  DALLAS – Oilfield services conglomerate Halliburton Co. swung to a profit in its fourth quarter on robust sales and increased rig […]

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We’re on the job…

President Bush explains how talk of windfall profit taxes on energy companies would cause more hurricanes.   Secretary of Widespread Death Donald Rumsfeld reportedly stated that if the President would simply authorize shooting the poor as “weather combatants,” the resurrection of New Orleans as an exclusive playground for drunken campaign donors would proceed much smoother.  VP Dick “F** you” Cheney […]

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Dominoes

Alex Trebek: This evil traitorous bastard deserved to have his head on a pike at the entrance to Washington. Dr. G: Who was Karl Rove? The wheel has turned. And it is time. It is time for them to go. Dick “Dick” Cheney, 8.2.00 Back at ya, your eminence. Start with this clown. Trebek knows […]

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Where’s George?

I’m at the Ohio Secretary of State website looking for a business that starts with “bush” but is not a brothel. Strangely absent is any record of a Bush Cheney ’04, Inc. among the various bushes. Hmmm… Let me think about this a while. Diebold voting machines with no paper records – Ohio. Diebold president […]

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Hey Rube!

  Sorry for blurovision, but you try to steer, shift, snap a picture, dodge pedestrians and laugh your ass off and see what you come up with. 2004 – OVER (by 2 months) Election – OVER (by almost double that) Bush Cheney reelection bid – OVER Time for you to STFU – OVERDUE x at […]

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I missed my calling

riders of the apocalypse and Toto, too

I shoulda joined ROTC, and grown up to be the presidential dog walker

US President George W. Bush (C), US Vice President Dick Cheney (2nd-L), US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (2nd-R), Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Richard Myers (R), and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice (L), walk out address reporters 23 August 2004 at Bush’s Crawford, Texas ranch. The group was at the ranch for Bush’s Defense Policy and Program Teams meeting held annually at the ranch.

AFP PHOTO/Luke FRAZZA

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More Shenanigans from the Bush/Cheney Theocracy ’04 Campaign

“Screw campaign finance and IRS regs. Enlist your congregation in our crusade. Or you’re a terrorist” G.W.B., June 31, 2004 Churchgoers Get Direction From Bush Campaign By Alan Cooperman Washington Post Staff Writer Thursday, July 1, 2004; Page A06 The Bush-Cheney reelection campaign has sent a detailed plan of action to religious volunteers across the […]

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Bronx Cheer for Cheney

Cheney Pays Visit to Stadium By TYLER KEPNER Published: June 30, 2004 ice President Dick Cheney spent about 20 minutes in Manager Joe Torre’s office and in the clubhouse shaking hands with players before the Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox, 11-3, last night at Yankee Stadium. * * * During the singing of  “God Bless America” in […]

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