Messenger Puppet

“Boss is a hallowed word around here, and we couldn’t put that name on a new Mustang until we were sure everything was in place to make this car a worthy successor. We were either going to do it right or not do it at all – no one on the team was going to [...]

2011 Ford Mustang GT 5.0.  If only, OG Fred.  If. Only.

Is this [the BandAids Show Lounge] heaven? Possibly, but it is in no way Iowa.

I don’t have this car anymore. I have only been to bandaids that one time Yes, when I get VIP parking, it’s because the strippers feel like they owe me something extra at the end of the night, but that refers to what happens in the car, not where I parked it.  This is day [...]

Somewhere, near Taos, New Mexico, there are Hot Springs, as featured in Easy Rider.  Last time I was there, there were naked chicks and no undead bloodsuckers.  I am nearing a point where I want to see if that is still the case.  I’m just sayin’

My friends call me Harley Davidson Iron 883.  You can just call me “Daddy,” but I’m not your father’s 2 wheeled deathmobile

A post about mutants triggers the Newsmax Is Sarah Palin a savant? push poll in unrelated stories, the secretary who does NOT work for me (she works for Manny) is showing about 90% more cleavage than usual, and there is a an appointment downstairs who is “dumb, dizty,  and hot! A man’s dream come true!” [...]

Wasn’t this the whole point of the movie? (Apart from Jacqueline Bisset without a bra.  I’ll take two of those, please)

or “a full reproduction of the original Roland synthesizer, with fully functional sequencer.”  Dammit.