Dear Penthouse Forum

I never thought I would be writing to you, but last night… I had a really good sandwich at Tilted Kilt.  Plus a couple of beverages.  Then I drove my Mustang.  then I watched football. [ ]  This morning, I watched Star Trek (the one with the flying pancakes). So, Life is good, even if […]

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Why Girlfriends Rock, Part 17

Because you don’t have to entertain that speck of wonder: Is it real? Is it on the level? Is it a Nigerian hit squad? Is it Sheriff Joe, eager to punk my ass for my evil scofflaw ways? From: Miles Gates [mailto:MorgansaxonConley(a)] Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 3:56 AM To: Blowhard L. Fartknocker Subject: Spam: […]

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Go f*** yourself

It really works!  (Just not the way it’s usually intended when I say it.  I have never wished “go have babies without an independent gamete source” on anyone.) Zoo celebrates virgin Komodo birth MANCHESTER, England (AP) — A British zoo on Wednesday announced the virgin birth of five Komodo dragons, giving scientists new hope for […]

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Satan is alive

Satan is alive and living on Craiglist. Want proof? This: Don’t read it.Dad/Daughter Role Play – m4w (East Valley)Don’t read it. is some fuckhead’s idea of “porn” and a role playing hook up. It is not porn, it is Lucifer’s own colon, after a night of beans, onions, habaneros and battery acid. It’s toxic. Don’t […]

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Craigslist – a place for weirdos

I was browsing the Craigslist the other day and found this headline any young women interested in a daddy/daughter relationship? – m4w – 43 Oh shit, I wandered into the personals.  But WTF?  Daddy/daughter?  I just had daddy daughter time at Trader Joes, and it was limited to buying yogurt and telling fart jokes. But […]

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