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Read more "“We’re not hookers"No eggs. Vegan cheese. Sausage and peppers.
Read more "Breakfast burritos"It’s closer than you think. At least the reminders are…
Read more "Vegas, Baby"Note to “What’s in a name?” – it’s from an email, and obviously the Internet before that. Also, I cropped it. FOAD.
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Man who had sex with bike in court
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 1:22pm GMT 30/10/2007
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
I never thought I would be writing to you, but last night… I had a really good sandwich at Tilted Kilt. Plus a couple of beverages. Then I drove my Mustang. then I watched football. [ ] This morning, I watched Star Trek (the one with the flying pancakes). So, Life is good, even if […]
Read more "Dear Penthouse Forum"Because you don’t have to entertain that speck of wonder: Is it real? Is it on the level? Is it a Nigerian hit squad? Is it Sheriff Joe, eager to punk my ass for my evil scofflaw ways? From: Miles Gates [mailto:MorgansaxonConley(a)canadiandriver.com] Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 3:56 AM To: Blowhard L. Fartknocker Subject: Spam: […]
Read more "Why Girlfriends Rock, Part 17"It really works! (Just not the way it’s usually intended when I say it. I have never wished “go have babies without an independent gamete source” on anyone.) Zoo celebrates virgin Komodo birth MANCHESTER, England (AP) — A British zoo on Wednesday announced the virgin birth of five Komodo dragons, giving scientists new hope for […]
Read more "Go f*** yourself"Satan is alive and living on Craiglist. Want proof? This: Don’t read it.Dad/Daughter Role Play – m4w (East Valley)Don’t read it. is some fuckhead’s idea of “porn” and a role playing hook up. It is not porn, it is Lucifer’s own colon, after a night of beans, onions, habaneros and battery acid. It’s toxic. Don’t […]
Read more "Satan is alive"I was browsing the Craigslist the other day and found this headline any young women interested in a daddy/daughter relationship? – m4w – 43 Oh shit, I wandered into the personals. But WTF? Daddy/daughter? I just had daddy daughter time at Trader Joes, and it was limited to buying yogurt and telling fart jokes. But […]
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