
Man who had sex with bike in court
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 1:22pm GMT 30/10/2007
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
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By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 1:22pm GMT 30/10/2007
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
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