We’re on the job…

President Bush explains how talk of windfall profit taxes on energy companies would cause more hurricanes.   Secretary of Widespread Death Donald Rumsfeld reportedly stated that if the President would simply authorize shooting the poor as “weather combatants,” the resurrection of New Orleans as an exclusive playground for drunken campaign donors would proceed much smoother.  VP Dick “F** you” Cheney […]

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I missed my calling

riders of the apocalypse and Toto, too

I shoulda joined ROTC, and grown up to be the presidential dog walker

US President George W. Bush (C), US Vice President Dick Cheney (2nd-L), US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (2nd-R), Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Richard Myers (R), and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice (L), walk out address reporters 23 August 2004 at Bush’s Crawford, Texas ranch. The group was at the ranch for Bush’s Defense Policy and Program Teams meeting held annually at the ranch.


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