The Downtowner – your source for hookers, abandoned cars and cheap beer binges. Also crack (presumably)Read more "Update Your Shots First"
A little bit of Joe College, a little bit of big ass lake… 179. Meet a guy named Darrell at freshman orientation. Party with him and some other dork in his “suite” at the Downtowner ($19.99 per night or portion thereof). Nearly kill yourself in a DUI going home, because DUI is still just a […]Read more "Dog Days of Summer"