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Cops Suck

Let’s suppose you went to a bar and had that dastardly second beer.  Let’s say that after repeating this process 157 times that night, you were stupid enough to drive.  And got caught.  And arrested.  This is what Arizona cops will do to you.

Fashion Police

Eat the Rich: We Called It

About a month ago, we noticed some newspaper attention for a car show we go to every month. Concurrently, the “usual suspects” (whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean) changed the name of this thing from “Cars and Coffee” to “Scottsdale Motorsports Gathering.”  The new name seemed a bit pretentious; the media coverage portended […]

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Amateur

Derek Jackson Pulled Over for DUI — While Driving Forklift Down Scottsdale Road at 2 a.m. A Scottsdale man pulled over for DUI told police he was just trying to get home from a party when he was pulled over on Scottsdale Road around 2:30 a.m. yesterday… Jackson was driving a forklift that he had just stolen from […]

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Rampant Speculation: Should There Be an App for That?

The U.S. Department of Transportation recently announced “a bold set of targeted interventions to put the country on a course to eliminate alcohol-impaired driving crashes.” Basically, this means persuading or coercing states, over time, to towards 0.0 as the allowable BAC to drive.  The NTSB claims that: Today, investigators cited research that showed that although […]

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Not me

In this urban legend, a man drives home drunk. He is able to make his way into the house and immediately falls asleep. He wakes up to his wife’s screams. Apparently, she had gone out for a newspaper and found the body of a young girl embedded on the front grill of the man’s car. […]