Tag Archive for Driving While Stupid

Eat the Rich: We Called It

Any particular reason you are driving 56 in a 55, boy?

About a month ago, we noticed some newspaper attention for a car show we go to every month. Concurrently, the “usual suspects” (whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean) changed the name of this thing from “Cars and Coffee” to “Scottsdale Motorsports Gathering.”  The new name seemed a bit pretentious; the media coverage portended…

This was not on the DUI part of traffic school

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Man shoots friend trying to prevent him from driving drunk – Autoblog. The Huffington Post reports the drunkard was attempting to leave the bar after an evening of heavy drinking when his friend, Java Bowling III (yes, really), attempted to take his keys to prevent him from driving home drunk. Good friend, right? Well, as things…

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  IMAGE: Paolo Bassoli via Flickr Derek Jackson Pulled Over for DUI — While Driving Forklift Down Scottsdale Road at 2 a.m. A Scottsdale man pulled over for DUI told police he was just trying to get home from a party when he was pulled over on Scottsdale Road around 2:30 a.m. yesterday… Jackson was driving a forklift that…

Rampant Speculation: Should There Be an App for That?

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The U.S. Department of Transportation recently announced “a bold set of targeted interventions to put the country on a course to eliminate alcohol-impaired driving crashes.” Basically, this means persuading or coercing states, over time, to towards 0.0 as the allowable BAC to drive.  The NTSB claims that: Today, investigators cited research that showed that although…

NOT ME: The one about college driving

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CU-Boulder police: Student led officers on drunken car chase, lost wheel on U.S. 36 – Boulder Daily Camera. At 1:04 a.m. today, an officer on foot patrol near the Benson Earth Sciences building spotted a Subaru Outback driving on a sidewalk with two flat tires. The officer attempted to wave down the driver, identified by…

Not me

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In this urban legend, a man drives home drunk. He is able to make his way into the house and immediately falls asleep. He wakes up to his wife’s screams. Apparently, she had gone out for a newspaper and found the body of a young girl embedded on the front grill of the man’s car.…

Fredo Wang: Mercury, Metamucil and Meister Brau

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Kalamazoo man defecates on car after downing 20 beers and crashing into several vehicles in downtown parking ramp | MLive.com. KALAMAZOO — A 26-year-old Kalamazoo man was arrested Tuesday after drinking 20 beers, hitting 8 cars and and defecating on one of the vehicle inside the downtown parking ramp for the Radisson Plaza Hotel & Suites. ……

Crimes Against Humanity

Mustang Boss 302 Laguna Seca

automotive category:  the limited (and now ever rarer)  2011 Ford Mustang Boss 302 Laguna Seca Reportedly, this waste was facilitated by Budweiser, which constitutes an aggravating factor. Ten beers, an idiot and a Mustang Boss 302 Laguna Seca equal disaster.

I need this for my DROID.

Smartphone Apps That Warn of DUI Checkpoints Strike Controversy – Understanding DUI / Research – The Phoenix DUI Law Blog. If you’re using smartphone apps like Checkpointer, Buzzed, or Fuzz Alert Pro to find out where the local DUI checkpoints are in the Valley, then you may soon need to find a new way to…

12 Angry Men

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Jury duty calls.  DUI, where the guy was not driving.  We call that “in actual physical control.”  However, in actual physical control means anything from getting a drunken blowjob sleeping in the car with keys in your pocket to sitting in your living room with a buzz after you drove a car (regardless of when…