Crimes Against Humanity

automotive category:  the limited (and now ever rarer)  2011 Ford Mustang Boss 302 Laguna Seca Reportedly, this waste was facilitated by Budweiser, which constitutes an aggravating factor. Ten beers, an idiot and a Mustang Boss 302 Laguna Seca equal disaster.

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I need this for my DROID.

Smartphone Apps That Warn of DUI Checkpoints Strike Controversy – Understanding DUI / Research – The Phoenix DUI Law Blog. If you’re using smartphone apps like Checkpointer, Buzzed, or Fuzz Alert Pro to find out where the local DUI checkpoints are in the Valley, then you may soon need to find a new way to […]

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12 Angry Men

Jury duty calls.  DUI, where the guy was not driving.  We call that “in actual physical control.”  However, in actual physical control means anything from getting a drunken blowjob sleeping in the car with keys in your pocket to sitting in your living room with a buzz after you drove a car (regardless of when […]

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Leisure Suits and Gold Chains

I’ve got the obligatory Hendrix perm and the inevitable pinhole burns Now all down the front of my favorite satin shirt I’ve got nicotine stains on my fingers, I’ve got a silver spoon on a chain Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains… Pink Floyd, Nobody Home It’s the 1970s.  You are […]

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Not Me

Drunk woman speeds in front of jail, arrested YAVAPAI COUNTY, Ariz. – The Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office says a woman was arrested after a deputy saw her driving 100 MPH in front of the Camp Verde Jail, with a blood alcohol level of .235.  On July 31, around 6:30 a.m., a deputy saw her driving […]

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Not me

DUI driver busted 5 times over legal limit…again 09:22 PM Mountain Standard Time on Thursday, July 9, 2009 Kristine Harrington / 3TV SCOTTSDALE – Police say a guy was busted for driving under the influence, but it was nothing ordinary. The suspect was driving with a blood alcohol level five times the legal limit… Scottsdale […]

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