I hate brown people but I'll buy their gas
What’s wrong with this picture? Mostly nothing, except the old man is a dumbass:
nice gills
Odd color for a shark
The giant badge on the ass says “Carlsson.” On further review, Carlsson just means a couple grand of plastic shit. It has big ass gills, which excuses everything, right?
Unfortunately.
Turd brown is no accident
Porsche suppository Panamera at Barrett Jackson 2010
diddle dee doo
There they are all standing in a row
Black ones, red ones, one with a $5,000 crack in its dash requiring a windshield removal to repair…
True story: I’m at the dashboard place getting a thing for my other thing. This guy with a British accent speeds up in a Series III XJ. He’s there to pick up a black dash cover for a Ferrari TR. Why? Because (the story goes) it has a crack in the dash at the base of the windshield. The cover will make it pretty, and the new owner can give Ferrari the 5 large it will take to pull the windshield and fix it.
Or not, one supposes.
Oh, THAT?! Don Johnson saw it and knifed it during a coke binge after Miami Vice was cancelled, is what I’m told. I would repair it, but it really adds to the story of the car, don’t you think?
Caveat emptor, you rich Ferrari buying bastards.
Or what million dollar stakes earns you in Vegas (besides hookers and blow): land yachts to take you wherever you want to go. And, of course, RIGHT BACK TO YOUR FAVORITE CASINO RIGHT HERE, SIR!!!
MGM: Maybach 6.2
Common rich dudes will kindly keep their distance
Meanwhile, farther down (up?) the Strip…
Wynn: Rolls-Royce Phantom
Yeah, right
I will buy your house today
800-730-3311
Dear future slumlord:
Your efforts speak for themselves. New Detroit thanks you.
xxoo
Clarence Boddicker
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Or Bondo?
Some Jokes Just Write Themselves:
–That’ll buff right out
–Mitt Romney takes the Blues Brothers movie a bit too seriously
HT: Autoblog
The filthy rich have a constitutional right to cheap Chinese crap, too.
HT: Autoblog
$226 Million - 6-8 uses per year
How much to fix this?
Or this?
not sayin’. Just sayin’.
Dick Cheney swears by the pocket organ 9000 (now with Bluetooth(R)!)
This, according to former vice-president Dick Cheney, who reportedly admitted in a recent interview on Fox News that the Bush administration floated the $17.4 billion auto industry bailout package in order to give the outgoing administration enough time to exit and for the next administration to settle in before the house of cards in Detroit came tumbling down. According to Cheney, President Bush “decided that he did not want to be the one who pulled the plug just before he left office.”
