Hey everybody, it’s the new Jan Brady! 5-door Ford Escort. It’s the first new car I ever test drove*, all $5,500 and no AC and no power anything on it. It’s like Don Seelye Ford supplied the stripped cars on The Price Is Right! It took me 5 lights worth of stalling at Winchell and […]Read more "Tony Zdeb Wants to Sell You This Car"
More stupid college/ frat shit (mostly) A. It’s winter. Everything is covered in snow. Not the big fluffy, flaky stuff. The cold, hard, crystallized snow, that crunches like little ice cubes under your feet. What to do on a snowy night? Kegger! Drive Tom and the other, other Tom to a bash they know about […]Read more "On the Road Again"