How can I resist?

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I was duped

Many moons ago, I tawt I taw a puddy tat thought I saw a Ferrari 512 BB – my wettest of wet dream Ferraris.  I would sell rent my kids for menial labor in exchange for a few minutes behind the wheel and on the hood (with a girl – not like this) Today, I […]

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