How can I resist?

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Why Yes, They’re Real

Except when they’re not This IS a Ferrari. It’s at least got that going for it, which is good. It is NOT a 288 GTO. It is closer to Magnum p.i.

I was duped

Many moons ago, I tawt I taw a puddy tat thought I saw a Ferrari 512 BB – my wettest of wet dream Ferraris. I would sell rent my kids for menial labor in exchange for a few minutes behind the wheel and on the hood (with a girl – not like this) Today, I […]

Scenes from a mall

Up close it’s a fake. Any thoughts on the base car? P.S. Far away, too…

Answer to “I spy…”

comes after the jump.

I spy with my little eye…

A pretend Ferrari based on a Fiero.

Testarossa replica — A Firebird by any other name

Now name what it really is. And no, “Steaming Pile of Shit” is a DESCRIPTION, not a NAME.

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