Douchebag Parking: It’s not just the BMW drivers

Lamborghini Aventador douchebag — mirrors folded for safety

This Is Why People Think Lamborghini Aventador Drivers Are Asshats.

ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: University Lincoln Mercury

Car of the Week: 1972 Honda Z600 – Old Cars Weekly. A million years ago, there was a car dealer called University Lincoln Mercury. Innocuous building, two doors down from the Minute Market. Used cars were sold out of a trailer on a dirt mound in the middle of the lot. Behind the dirt mound, […]

Scottdale Cop 0207998 — “Circle of Safety”

This is John Law. John Law hates you, especially if you’re in Scottsdale and drive a car. He hates you so much, he will crowd traffic lanes… Read More

The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger.

The Emperor is pretty goddamned pissed, Luke. Street parking is your only hope now.

Cars & Coffee: Fancy Parking

There are worse handicaps (insert penis compensator jokes here) than driving a Ferrari F430 Spyder.

Fancy Parking

Why does downtown Mesa hate America? No room at the inn for my trunk? Willard Romney does not have to put up with this shit! (Is it the special underwear or the fudge?)
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