This Is Why People Think Lamborghini Aventador Drivers Are Asshats.
This is John Law. John Law hates you, especially if you’re in Scottsdale and drive a car. He hates you so much, he will crowd traffic lanes…
The Emperor is pretty goddamned pissed, Luke. Street parking is your only hope now.
There are worse handicaps (insert penis compensator jokes here) than driving a Ferrari F430 Spyder.
Why does downtown Mesa hate America? No room at the inn for my trunk? Willard Romney does not have to put up with this shit! (Is it the special underwear or the fudge?)