This is Arizona in a nutshell. Shit brown, senior citizen oriented and crashed.
Fancy Parking
It’s nice to see what happens when you’re not a trailer queen Porsche 911 GT3 Ferrari 365 GTC/4
Read more "Fancy Parking"It’s nice to see what happens when you’re not a trailer queen Porsche 911 GT3 Ferrari 365 GTC/4
Read more "Fancy Parking"This is Arizona in a nutshell. Shit brown, senior citizen oriented and crashed.
Cop: Sir, that shirt means either you’re gay or a hippy or both. Russell Pearce thanks you to get the fuck out of whitebread Mormontown at your earliest convenience, which would need to be right this goddamn second. Fredo: WTF? Cop: Too late *tasers ensue*
Read more "Welcome to Mesa, Arizona, Hippy"Notice that not only is the Phantom parked in a deserted portion of the lot, it’s positioned to take up four slots, likely to prevent the chances of other shoppers parking nearby and spreading their poverty cooties
via This is why people at Walmart think Rolls-Royce drivers are asshats.
Read more "Eat the Rich"Whoops! Didn’t notice that pulling in. Curbhunter is not a game for sissies.
Read more "Fancy Parking"This is why you shouldn’t hide your BMW from the NYPD. Some genius thought he’d found the perfect place to park his BMW 5-Series to avoid the long tow arm of the NYPD’s parking enforcement. He was wrong.
Read more "Fancy Parking: you’re doing it wrong"And I was thinking to myself, ’this could be heaven or this could be hell’ The Eagles, Hotel California Well let’s just see: Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It’s all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are […]
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Lamborghini Gallardo: Italian for fuel efficiency. (HT: http://www.facebook.com/Autoblog)
Read more "Eat the Rich"Quick Sign Parking ONLY OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others Pay Inside Before Parking You had me until that last line. Pay inside before parking? Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay […]
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