Fargo?! I was looking at a really cool truck that was a *little* over $19,5 at Alice Cooper’s favorite Dodge dealer. In the course of playing “what’s the REAL price,” I asked about add ons. I will be here all day tomorrow if that works better for you. As far as add on’s we charge […]Read more "Life Imitates…"
See, these’re personal matters. Personal matters. Yah. Personal matters that needn’t, uh – Okay, Jerry. You’re tasking us to perform this mission, but you, you won’t, uh, you won’t – aw, fuck it, let’s take a look at that Ciera.Read more "I’m sure sorry. I – Shep told me 8:30. It was a mix-up, I guess."
Hold on! No fuckin’ way! You fuckin’ notice this? I got fuckin’ shot! I got fuckin’ shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin’ money; I got shot fuckin’ picking it up. I’ve been up for thirty-six fuckin’ hours! I’m taking’ that fuckin’ car! That fucker’s mine! You fuckin’ asshole! I know what […]Read more "Circumstances have changed, Jerry"
Fargo, as performed by welded metal sculptures that have nothing to do with the movie.Read more "Look, Jerry, you’re not selling me a damn car. It’s my show here."