Farrah is dead. A billion pubescent boys said, “I’d tap that ass” over the years and now she gets ass cancer and dies. Coincidence? Or Irony?Read more "The 6 Million Dollar Man* wept"
Chapter 5: Ooh Victoria, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nick and Heath were pistol-whipping the butler, while Jarrod was espousing the virtues of a chauvinist society and its historical contributions to the 19th century to Audra. “This chick’s gorgeous,” Jarrod thought to himself, “but, for one, she’s […]Read more "We Needed a Title: Farrah > Audra"