We Needed a Title: Farrah > Audra

Chapter 5: Ooh Victoria, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nick and Heath were pistol-whipping the butler, while Jarrod was espousing the virtues of a chauvinist society and its historical contributions to the 19th century to Audra. “This chick’s gorgeous,” Jarrod thought to himself, “but, for one, she’s […]

I’ll take things that work faster and better than Viagra

For $1,000, Alex. What is Farrah Fawcett on the hood. The particular car is irrelevant, as long as the hood is big enough. 1976 Ford Mustang Cobra II – Vintage Classic Cars and Girls.

mmmm... chilly photo shoots — mmmm… chilly photo shoots (Photo chicagotribune.com)

Farrah is dead. A billion pubescent boys said, “I’d tap that ass” over the years and now she gets ass cancer and dies. Coincidence? Or Irony?

Yes, my dick IS bionic. That is the only reason she is with me. - Col. Steve Austin (AP) — Yes, my dick IS bionic. That is the only reason she is with me. – Col. Steve Austin (Photo: AP via chicagotribune.com)

Is it just me?

Or does the latest Mustang hottie look oddly reminiscent of the worst Mustang ever?

Messenger Puppet

Indulge Your Inner Weirdo

Farrah Fawcett

We Needed a Title: Farrah > Audra

I’ll take things that work faster and better than Viagra

The 6 Million Dollar Man* wept

Is it just me?