We’re coming to Vegas to croak you.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
50 Shades of Grey: “The Movie in MY Head Was Better”
I did not set foot in any theater showing 50 Shades of Grey. I never read the books. What I have learned about it though, is a couple of important things: Plotwise, it’s basically Pretty Woman: Behind the Music. All those fancy clothes had a price. Women who go for the romance or the boning […]
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I am in my bed. Jesus, there’s no sun. What day is it?
Oh, my fucking god. “Whiskey.”
Why am i naked?
Shirt. Boxers. Where are my shorts?
Why are they all wet?
Why is the bathroom flooded?
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Happy Birthday 2014
Tattoo You
Read more "Tattoo You"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride…and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well…maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.
What if…
the White Whale… were more of a Pirahna? Or if the Great Red Shark… were likewise a fucking Pacu (or a Candiru) (Apart from the immense and repeated death under an ether binge)
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