My lunch, earlier this week:
Cranky Old Man: Hello Wendy’s. I would like some crap food.
Wendy: We have that!That will be $3.22!
Cranky Old Man: OK, here is a 5, a quarter and two pennies.
Quick Sign Parking
OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others
Pay Inside Before Parking
You had me until that last line. Pay inside before parking? Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then
DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay to park outside in your lot, since you don’t want me to park without paying first?
Giant Mall: Have some VIP tickets to an early screening of the new Leo movie, Inception.
Harkins: Yup, you’re on the list
Douchebag at the theater door: Wait here, while I seat every other person waiting!
Harkins: *friendly banter*