Tag Archive for For Your “Convenience”

Signs of the times

Asswipe Fail

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The paper is gone, but get your tetanus shot, a master key and a weight belt before refilling. On the bright side, Superior AZ HAS protected the little cardboard tube pretty thoroughly. Nice work.  (what’s that mystrerios spatter on the wall, though?  wait, nevermind)

Mesa Ridge: We love our residents

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Really? You’re telling me how to park my car?  Are your residents that stupid or weak or economically dependent that they agree to this bullshit? Your 3 seconds of potential inconvenience in checking plates is worth a $400 threat? Really? Who the fuck WANTS to park in your shitty lot that doesn’t live there?

For your convenience

Interceptor?   Oooo, Scary!

Quick Sign Parking ONLY OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others Pay Inside Before Parking You had me until that last line.  Pay inside before parking?  Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay…

Cameraphones are the Devil


Giant Mall: Have some VIP tickets to an early screening of the new Leo movie, Inception. Harkins:  Yup, you’re on the list Douchebag at the theater door:  Wait here, while I seat every other person waiting! Harkins:  *friendly banter*