The paper is gone, but get your tetanus shot, a master key and a weight belt before refilling. On the bright side, Superior AZ HAS protected the little cardboard tube pretty thoroughly. Nice work. (what’s that mystrerios spatter on the wall, though? wait, nevermind)
Drugs Sex Violence? Mendoza or Bandaids. Tomato; Tomahto.
to say it: it’s NOT “ora-gaan” “ore-gone” or “South Washington”
- You’re telling me how to park my car? Are your residents that stupid or weak or economically dependent that they agree to this bullshit?
- Your 3 seconds of potential inconvenience in checking plates is worth a $400 threat? Really? Who the fuck WANTS to park in your shitty lot that doesn’t live there? Continue reading
Lamborghini Gallardo: Italian for fuel efficiency.
Quick Sign Parking
OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others
Pay Inside Before Parking
You had me until that last line. Pay inside before parking? Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then
DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay to park outside in your lot, since you don’t want me to park without paying first?
Giant Mall: Have some VIP tickets to an early screening of the new Leo movie, Inception.
Harkins: Yup, you’re on the list
Douchebag at the theater door: Wait here, while I seat every other person waiting!
Harkins: *friendly banter* Continue reading
Service to our favorite strip club that is. Neither of us gives a shit that you took a cab home. Your Cordoba is soiling our parking lot with its ugliness. That ends now.
It’s one thing if you are Hispanic in Selma, Arizona and quite another if you are a meth head hooker. Or your name is Lurlene.