Mesa Ridge: We love our residents

BACKED IN and improperly parked vehicles will be towed immediately at owner’s expense

Really?

  1. You’re telling me how to park my car?  Are your residents that stupid or weak or economically dependent that they agree to this bullshit?
  2. Your 3 seconds of potential inconvenience in checking plates is worth a $400 threat? Really? Who the fuck WANTS to park in your shitty lot that doesn’t live there? Continue reading “Mesa Ridge: We love our residents”

For your convenience

oh sure, that’s easy enough

Quick Sign Parking
ONLY
OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others
Pay Inside Before Parking

You had me until that last line.  Pay inside before parking?  Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay to park outside in your lot, since you don’t want me to park without paying first?

Cameraphones are the Devil

Giant Mall: Have some VIP tickets to an early screening of the new Leo movie, Inception.
Harkins
:  Yup, you’re on the list
Douchebag at the theater door
:  Wait here, while I seat every other person waiting!
Harkins
:  *friendly banter* Continue reading “Cameraphones are the Devil”

“Service is our #1 priority”

Service to our favorite strip club that is. Neither of us gives a shit that you took a cab home. Your Cordoba is soiling our parking lot with its ugliness. That ends now.

service is our #1 priority
yeah you'll get fucked at Christie's but not how you want. Too bad you spent all your cash on strippers and beer. And bribing the bouncer for a table.