Tag Archive for For Your “Convenience”

Signs of the times

Asswipe Fail

The paper is gone, but get your tetanus shot, a master key and a weight belt before refilling. On the bright side, Superior AZ HAS protected the little cardboard tube pretty thoroughly. Nice work.  (what’s that mysterious spatter on the wall, though?  wait, nevermind)

toilet paper roll

Mesa Ridge: We love our residents

BACKED IN and improperly parked vehicles will be towed immediately at owner’s expense

Really?

  1. You’re telling me how to park my car?  Are your residents that stupid or weak or economically dependent that they agree to this bullshit?
  2. Your 3 seconds of potential inconvenience in checking plates is worth a $400 threat? Really? Who the fuck WANTS to park in your shitty lot that doesn’t live there?

For your convenience

Interceptor?   Oooo, Scary!

Quick Sign Parking ONLY OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others Pay Inside Before Parking You had me until that last line.  Pay inside before parking?  Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay…

Back Door, Man

delivery in rear only sign

Delivery In Rear Only

It’s one thing if you are Hispanic in Selma, Arizona and quite another if you are a meth head hooker.  Or your name is Lurlene.