Tag Archive for For Your “Convenience”

Signs of the times

Asswipe Fail

The paper is gone, but get your tetanus shot, a master key and a weight belt before refilling. On the bright side, Superior AZ HAS protected the little cardboard tube pretty thoroughly. Nice work.  (what’s that mysterious spatter on the wall, though?  wait, nevermind)

toilet paper roll
Interceptor?   Oooo, Scary!

For your convenience

Quick Sign Parking ONLY OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others Pay Inside Before Parking You had me until that last line.  Pay inside before parking?  Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay to park outside in your…