My lunch, earlier this week: Cranky Old Man: Hello Wendy’s. I would like some crap food. Wendy: We have that!That will be $3.22! Cranky Old Man: OK, here is a 5, a quarter and two pennies.
Really? You’re telling me how to park my car? Are your residents that stupid or weak or economically dependent that they agree to this bullshit? Your 3 seconds of potential inconvenience in checking plates is worth a $400 threat? Really? Who the fuck WANTS to park in your shitty lot that doesn’t live there?
Quick Sign Parking ONLY OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others Pay Inside Before Parking You had me until that last line. Pay inside before parking? Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay to park outside in your…
Giant Mall: Have some VIP tickets to an early screening of the new Leo movie, Inception. Harkins: Yup, you’re on the list Douchebag at the theater door: Wait here, while I seat every other person waiting! Harkins: *friendly banter*