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Signs of the times

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Mesa Ridge: We love our residents

BACKED IN and improperly parked vehicles will be towed immediately at owner’s expense

Really?

  1. You’re telling me how to park my car?  Are your residents that stupid or weak or economically dependent that they agree to this bullshit?
  2. Your 3 seconds of potential inconvenience in checking plates is worth a $400 threat? Really? Who the fuck WANTS to park in your shitty lot that doesn’t live there? Continue reading

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Interceptor?   Oooo, Scary!

For your convenience

oh sure, that’s easy enough

Quick Sign Parking
ONLY
OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others
Pay Inside Before Parking

You had me until that last line.  Pay inside before parking?  Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay to park outside in your lot, since you don’t want me to park without paying first?

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