Signs of the times
The paper is gone, but get your tetanus shot, a master key and a weight belt before refilling. On the bright side, Superior AZ HAS protected the little cardboard tube pretty thoroughly. Nice work. (what’s that mystrerios spatter on the wall, though? wait, nevermind)
Drugs Sex Violence? Mendoza or Bandaids. Tomato; Tomahto.
to say it: it’s NOT “ora-gaan” “ore-gone” or “South Washington”
Really? You’re telling me how to park my car? Are your residents that stupid or weak or economically dependent that they agree to this bullshit? Your 3 seconds of potential inconvenience in checking plates is worth a $400 threat? Really? Who the fuck WANTS to park in your shitty lot that doesn’t live there?
Lamborghini Gallardo: Italian for fuel efficiency. (HT: http://www.facebook.com/Autoblog)
Quick Sign Parking ONLY OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others Pay Inside Before Parking You had me until that last line. Pay inside before parking? Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay…
Giant Mall: Have some VIP tickets to an early screening of the new Leo movie, Inception. Harkins: Yup, you’re on the list Douchebag at the theater door: Wait here, while I seat every other person waiting! Harkins: *friendly banter*
Service to our favorite strip club that is. Neither of us gives a shit that you took a cab home. Your Cordoba is soiling our parking lot with its ugliness. That ends now.
It’s one thing if you are Hispanic in Selma, Arizona and quite another if you are a meth head hooker. Or your name is Lurlene.