Messenger Puppet

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Get a Date, Don’t Be Late

Tickets to Founders Day Banquet: $20
Ride with some goof named Al: Free
Getting a semi-hot date you have absolutely no chance of scoring with 40 minutes before the party starts?: $20 for the tickets, dipshit. You can get shot down for free anytime you want, and pretty much every time you don’t [...]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta

Where I saw one: In front of Dr. Happy Finish’s office complex, down the street from the Polynesian Massage therapist.
Nostalgia factor: -3/10
Baseline: 0, since I never personally owned one. -10 for being a Camaro. Whooo, Mustangs. Yee hah! -4 for being a Chevy. Fords rule, bitches. +1 for ditching [...]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Good Night, Sweet Prince

“Now cracks a noble oil pan heart. Good-night sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to the junk yard thy rest.” - Horatio Caine on Mel Gibson (Hamlet, act V, scene ii)
It was 20 years ago today (give or take) that the 1976 Mercury Marquis bit it.
CMU came to town to [...]

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RIP, Senator Blutarski

After 25 years, John Belushi is still dead.
We forgive you for Neighbors and 1941.
xxoo
the world

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Jody No. 2

The cute one. Well, the first cute one.  Jody #3 was pretty hot, too.

she transferred to “my” BK Lounge - Immediate OMG.
Party Central:

Friday Night videos with 8 barrel and Jody’s cute roommate.  “Sharp Dressed Man” beats “Billie Jean” every time.
Rocky Horror Picture Show with 8, Carrie Welch, Jody, roomie.
Football games with her and Pod [...]

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It was the 80s

that is the only plausible excuse…

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Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don’t fail us now.

Chicago + beer = fat drunk and stupid.

well, maybe not fat

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SDT MS? WTF?

You’re thinking “eat me” – I’m thinking you’re advertising your gonnorhea (sdt=std), an affinity for bondage(ms=s&m), and a a bit of panlingual dyslexia, not that there is anything wrong with that.
BTW, next time try “eat me.” Maybe you’ll snag a nerd.

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It was 20 years ago today

well, 21 years ago…
12:01 am Waldo’s for a commemorative upside down tequila shooter.
2 or 3 pm Free Drinks with 8 at Wayside, Uppercrud and Ground Round
8 pm classy Andre Champagne with Pod and chesty Maureen and Trish/Skeletor on Elm Street.
Why is this notable?
1 - Because it made the Sock the first ever [...]

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On the Road Again

Episode III: Revenge of stupid college/ frat sh*t. Plus imaginary snowbunnies and threeways.