Deja Vu All Over Again - My little one has some teen (and other) angst going on for a while now, and thinks the path to peace is following the example of the older sibling a few years ago. The whys and whethers and if/when to call in FEMA are for another time
Just to make my job in piloting the Minnow more impossible, my neighbors have elevated the freakshow quotient of the status quo. In good news, Jimmy and Timmy Wang no longer couch surf across the street – they couch surf in Jimmy’s minor daughter’s 1 BR apartment. In bad news, they’re STILL both across the street all the time, to mooch food and beer. And now they’re packing. Continue reading
Fredo’s stupider, drunker brother
Drunk Uncle: Expert Level
It’s a proud day in the neighborhood. Jimmy drinks an OE800 HG and suffers the usual effects….
Drive-By Shootings: Jimmy Wang.
What the hell is the point of “pussy wagon” on the tailgate of this Dodge truck? For the longest time, some Dodge truck trims were called “Power Wagons.” Then Chrysler started calling their trucks “Dodge Ram.” A couple years ago, they dropped the “Dodge” in favor of simply “Ram.” With that history as a backdrop (notwithstanding the whole “ram”/”[just try to] dodge [the] ram” innuendo), what do we think the message is? Continue reading
A bad day in February 1980
I probably didn’t need the gum from State Vitamin. I definitely did not need the Mad Magazine paperbacks from Zayre. And yeah, the nearest doors were probably locked.
IMAGE: Paolo Bassoli via Flickr
Derek Jackson Pulled Over for DUI — While Driving Forklift Down Scottsdale Road at 2 a.m.
A Scottsdale man pulled over for DUI told police he was just trying to get home from a party when he was pulled over on Scottsdale Road around 2:30 a.m. yesterday… Jackson was driving a forklift that he had just stolen from a construction site outside Scottsdale Fashion Square mall… Jackson did not have an explanation for why he was driving a forklift, but claimed he was just trying to get home. Continue reading
Watch out for that tree…
Phoenix Man With Weed in Pocket Walks Head-First Into Tree for Saddest Arrest of 2013.
Phoenix police officers watched as Melton hit his head on the tree, and apparently thought it was so bad that they stopped to make sure Melton was okay. Police asked for Melton’s name and date of birth during the “course of conversation,” according to a probable-cause statement, but police couldn’t find records of anyone with that name in Arizona. Melton then admitted his real name and birth-date, saying that he lied because he had a felony warrant out for his arrest. Melton was arrested at that point, and admitted that he had a weed pipe in his pocket. Police also found a bag of pot on Melton during a search.
You’re not borrowing my car. We know what you did with your own car.
|dogshit in the bong, then driving. A mistake you only make once…
When you’re out of Natty Light and Night Train, no ordinary grocery getter will get you to the
liquor grocery store in the style to which you are accustomed, unless you roll up in this: 1977 Dodge Aspen “Special Edition.” We know it’s special:
- 1/2 yellow, 1/2 red to
confuse eyewitnesses fit your usual two moods: drunk and other.
- All the cool kids roll in those rims. They’re
orphans massively popular.
- plenty of room for you and the hoodrats, without the trouble and expense of hourly hotel bills.
If you squint, it might be a Nova