When your neighbor shows up to mandatory drug testing and blows a 0.3, plus has weed and meth in his system. #FredoWangRead more "Trailer Nation"
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I didn’t see him on the ballot. Or maybe he is trying to get an early poll lead for “Facebook President of the World.”
Cass Corridor’s Infamous Temple Hotel Finally Bites the Dust – Demolition Watch – Curbed Detroit Pour one out for the Temple Hotel. The storied safe haven for prostitution, drugs, and other historic mainstays of the Cass Corridor was demolished today, emitting what had to be an especially disgusting plume of dust. Yes, R.I.P. you biohazardous den of iniquity. […]Read more "A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy"
Deja Vu All Over Again – My little one has some teen (and other) angst going on for a while now, and thinks the path to peace is following the example of the older sibling a few years ago. The whys and whethers and if/when to call in FEMA are for another time Highlander. Anyhoo… Just […]Read more "Jimmy’s Got a Gun"
For the longest time, some Dodge truck trims were called “Power Wagons.” Then Chrysler started calling their trucks “Dodge Ram.” A couple years ago, they dropped the “Dodge” in favor of simply “Ram.” With that history as a backdrop (notwithstanding the whole “ram”/”[just try to] dodge [the] ram” innuendo), what do we think the message is? Read More
I probably didn’t need the gum from State Vitamin. I definitely did not need the Mad Magazine paperbacks from Zayre. And yeah, the nearest doors were probably locked.
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Derek Jackson Pulled Over for DUI — While Driving Forklift Down Scottsdale Road at 2 a.m. A Scottsdale man pulled over for DUI told police he was just trying to get home from a party when he was pulled over on Scottsdale Road around 2:30 a.m. yesterday… Jackson was driving a forklift that he had just stolen from […]Read more "Amateur"
Watch out for that tree… Phoenix Man With Weed in Pocket Walks Head-First Into Tree for Saddest Arrest of 2013. Phoenix police officers watched as Melton hit his head on the tree, and apparently thought it was so bad that they stopped to make sure Melton was okay. Police asked for Melton’s name and date of […]Read more "George, George, George of the Jungle"