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White wedding

It’s a nice day for it. I just got this note about my sister’s mother in law Grandma passed on into eternity last night. She battled cancer for years. Please pray for grandpa as he learns to cope without grandma. Candace let us know that grandma was trusting in Jesus alone for salvation! Cancer sucks, […]

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Barefoot and Pregnant

Get to it woman – those Mexicans have a head start Patrick Johnston Friday near Zanesville, OH I’m giving a lecture at homeschool conventions this year. My goal is to reach homeschoolers who practice birth control, who don’t want as many kids as the Lord may want to give them. I need your help with a title. […]

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Proverbs 31 wife

My cousin’s kid and my sister and her 7 daughters all aspire* to be “Proverbs 31 wives.” Setting aside the conceit that a woman needs to be a wife in the first place, I actually looked it up: The Woman Who Fears the Lord 10  An excellent wife who can find? She is far more […]

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The Bible is a blog

Just think about it – a bunch of smelly hippy dudes, writing down their stories – run ins with the law, road trips, dating woes – told and retold over the years and collected in one place.  Two thousand years after the fact, people like my sister treat that bullshit as

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Ugly Bags of Mostly Water

Why does the Bible hate freedom?  Why do fabulous powers exist, only to have the Bible proscribe them?  Why do Christians in one breath say the Bible is the inerrant word of God and in the next, say that it doesn’t say what it does, and that God secretly explains the plain clear  language’s obvious opposite […]

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What Took You So Long?

  Dear Jesus Freaks: I stumbled upon this bit of “god wants girls to stay virgins until they are barefoot and pregnant in their arranged family courtship marriages” when i was looking for Ferraris and teacher porn. In their “Statement of Faith” these folks insist that. The Bible is the inspired, inerrant Word of God, […]