I’ll be back?

But will it be in time? No 2012 Have you heard the awesome news? The End of the world is Almost Here! It Begins on May 21, 2011 Judgment Day: May 21, 2011. Sorry, Arnold.  Shit blows up 43 days before the 20th anniversary of James Cameron’s last good movie.  Better get The Governator back […]

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Why does God hate blow jobs?

Today’s bible verse from Buzzkill For ye are dead, and your life is hid with Christ in God. When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye also appear with him in glory. Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: […]

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Leisure Suits and Gold Chains

I’ve got the obligatory Hendrix perm and the inevitable pinhole burns Now all down the front of my favorite satin shirt I’ve got nicotine stains on my fingers, I’ve got a silver spoon on a chain Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains… Pink Floyd, Nobody Home It’s the 1970s.  You are […]

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Sold into slavery

That is the destiny of my cousin’s daughter, Ansel Adams.  Eighteen on Tuesday, married on Saturday.  Her goal is to be a Proverbs 31 wife.  Not a photographer, which is where her passion lies, but Suzy Homemaker, whelping out the younguns and doing the laundry.  Oh and ministering with hubby – they sent a letter […]

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Dick Cheney: Up is Down

Cheney: No link between Saddam Hussein, 9/11 WASHINGTON (CNN) — Former Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he does not believe Saddam Hussein was involved in the planning or execution of the September 11, 2001, attacks. [6.1.09] But, wink, wink nudge nudge… MR. RUSSERT: The Washington Post asked the American people about Saddam Hussein, […]

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Save the Gates of Hell

NY council seeks to shut down the ‘Gates of Hell’ YONKERS, N.Y. (AP) — A suburban city council is taking up a resolution to ban a defunct power plant’s nickname: the Gates of Hell because they are spineless wieners. The Yonkers City Council says… that the abandoned plant should be known … as the Glenwood […]

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