Apropos of nothing… There’s a shit storm a’coming I feel it coming soon There’s a time and a place And a moment in space When the fat boys call the tune There’s a bubble a’bouncing And it’s bouncing my way There’s two sticks in the powderworks I think its gonna blow today There’s a shit […]

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MDF 2005

So its the 20th anniversary of MDF give or take a couple of very hazy years, and about the 23rd anniversary of their evil progenitors. I celebrated last night with Miller High Life and Marlboro Lights. (Yes, Merit Ultra Lights (SPP) or Player Menthols (MDF) would have been more authentic. STFU) One of each was […]

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Pride (In the Name of $$$)

U2 frontman Bono declares “we’re so [Sunday] bloody [Sunday] fucking rich we can singlehandlely forgive all of Mynamar‘s debt. Except that the Edge wants to buy a Maybach 62 for his guitars with his share, so maybe we’ll start with East St. Louis, instead. Or just get more cars for all of us.” Story

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Clay v. Avril

One of these songs is non sequitur, retardo crap (not retardo like no. 61 – more of a bananaphone sort).  Can you figure out which one I hate? What are you doing tonight I wish I could be a fly on your wall Are you really alone Still in your dreams Why can’t I bring […]

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