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Powderworks

Apropos of nothing… There’s a shit storm a’coming I feel it coming soon There’s a time and a place And a moment in space When the fat boys call the tune There’s a bubble a’bouncing And it’s bouncing my way There’s two sticks in the powderworks I think its gonna blow today There’s a shit storm a’coming Somebody claiming some…

MDF 2005

So its the 20th anniversary of MDF give or take a couple of very hazy years, and about the 23rd anniversary of their evil progenitors. I celebrated last night with Miller High Life and Marlboro Lights. (Yes, Merit Ultra Lights (SPP) or Player Menthols (MDF) would have been more authentic. STFU) One of each was all I could stand. Man,…

“Too many Ob-Gyns aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country”

“Too many Ob-Gyns aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country” GWB, Labor Day 2004 That’s my Bush CALLING DR. LOVE KISS (Gene Simmons) You need my love baby, oh so bad You’re not the only one I’ve ever had And if I say I wanna set you free Don’t you know you’ll be in misery…

Clay v. Avril

One of these songs is non sequitur, retardo crap (not retardo like no. 61 – more of a bananaphone sort).  Can you figure out which one I hate? What are you doing tonight I wish I could be a fly on your wall Are you really alone Still in your dreams Why can’t I bring you into my life What…