Dear Groggys

You earned your name last night. My pint of Stella tasted like it had a shot of vodka in it. And yeah, I was groggy shortly after. That’s my excuse for this: “It puts the lotion on its skin…” Evidently I suck at #phonesex — Messenger Puppet (@messengerpuppet) August 29, 2015 “Are those the panties […]

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This is not me

I would never do anything like that.  *whistles* Man steals truck after 17 drinks Kirsten Keane The Arizona Republic Apr. 4, 2007 01:57 PM A Mesa man was chased down by roadway workers Tuesday night after he  admitted stealing their truck because he didn’t want to walk three  miles to his destination. And he did […]

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