The Ron Jeremy of hypercars

Butt ugly crazy expensive maintenance and upkeep will send you to the poorhouse untouchable performance you’ll want some plutonium nyborg just to keep up with it. Also, you’ll need to be a nyborg dealer just to afford to detail it. Separated at birth? » First Bugatti Veyron SuperSport Delivered in the US – DragTimes.com Drag […]

So long and thanks for all the boobs

For 25 years, this has been the “best movie ever,” mostly because I was on a plutonium nyborg bender every time I saw it. For reasons unknown to me, I watched this cartoon thing last night, stone cold sober. Big mistake. It isn’t that good. Harry Canyon – fuck the girl with big, physically impossible […]

Say Yes to Michigan

Fat Drunk and stupid at Faber College (sort of). It’s time to visit 8 Barrel, Phid (and Jack Dova even) in Ann Arbor. Crash in the dorms so you can pretend to be a student (except for the cranial firepower and rich ass parents parts). Also not part of the experience? Going to class. (You […]

warm liquid goo phase — Swimming in evil orb pee is not without risks

Death to ALL who oppose us!

This time you die, Terakian bitch.

Kill it.

Unnamed Barbarian, Heavy Metal, 1981

Messenger Puppet

Indulge Your Inner Weirdo

Heavy Metal

The Ron Jeremy of hypercars

So long and thanks for all the boobs

Say Yes to Michigan

Death…