Where I saw one: Commuting on surface streets, since the highway was chock full of nuts. Nostalgia Factor: -1,000,000/10. Baseline 0, since I never owned one. +1 for being a kick ass evil henchman sedan. -1 for being German, which means a 50% chance of being a giant piece of shit. +1 for this one having […]Read more "Dr. Evil and his Henchmen"
Beers, strip club and plastic. What could possibly go wrong? Pizza & Schooners of Duff Beer at Bilbo’s Pizza – $40 Mom foots the bill, including your bar tab – priceless. (Actually, just the $40, but she doesn’t drink and doesn’t like to pay for your drinks, you beerhound) Lunch with Dad $30 Watching him try […]Read more "For Everything Else, There’s MasterCard"