Tag Archives : Hummer

FUH2


Dear America Gas is fucking $3.50 again, now that the oil guys grabbed the House.  Can we please mothball the goddam hummers?  Is your princess so precious and frail she needs a 12 mpg tank to commute to work and get groceries? This is not Libya.  This is not even Mexico. Stop raising my costs to underwrite your excesses. xxoo

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FUH2

FUH2


Worst Chevy Tahoe ever. Six years after it’s moment of reactionary Toby Keith fashion statement semi-coolness wore off, H2 production is dead in its tracks.  This can’t bee a surprise.  It’s the Continental Mark V of SUVs.  Gargantuan, thirsty, puny on the inside, unwieldy and ill-suited for its usual role as suburban grocery getter.  (But great for pimps.) Somewhere, Karma…

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This is not a statement on what's happening inside the limo

FUH2


Gas goes down to a sane level and who comes out to play?  Fatass McCheese and his hummer.  Fuck you, sir.  You’re wasting all MY gas.

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Redundancy


Now that gas is back down under $2, the lard asses can schlep some Whoppers with Cheese in their (FU)H2s once again.  Yay!  Overconsumption –> scarcity –> price increases.  Again.  Just wait.

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FUH2


  General Motors Corp. will cease production at four truck plants in North America and possibly sell its Hummer division, components of a major shift away from gas-guzzling trucks and SUVs toward more fuel-efficient vehicles. The company will add third shifts at factories in Oakland County’s Orion Township and Lordstown, Ohio, which make popular Chevy and Pontiac car models. It…

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