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FUH2

Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

Dear America

Gas is fucking $3.50 again, now that the oil guys grabbed the House.  Can we please mothball the goddam hummers?  Is your princess so precious and frail she needs a 12 mpg tank to commute to work and get groceries?

This is not Libya.  This is not even Mexico. Stop raising my costs to underwrite your excesses.

xxoo

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FUH2

Karma vs. POS

Worst Chevy Tahoe ever.

Six years after it’s moment of reactionary Toby Keith fashion statement semi-coolness wore off, H2 production is dead in its tracks.  This can’t bee a surprise.  It’s the Continental Mark V of SUVs.  Gargantuan, thirsty, puny on the inside, unwieldy and ill-suited for its usual role as suburban grocery getter.  (But great for pimps.)

Somewhere, Karma is laughing.

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