Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...
Gas is fucking $3.50 again, now that the oil guys grabbed the House. Can we please mothball the goddam hummers? Is your princess so precious and frail she needs a 12 mpg tank to commute to work and get groceries?
This is not Libya. This is not even Mexico. Stop raising my costs to underwrite your excesses.
Worst Chevy Tahoe ever.
Six years after it’s moment of reactionary Toby Keith fashion statement semi-coolness wore off, H2 production is dead in its tracks. This can’t bee a surprise. It’s the Continental Mark V of SUVs. Gargantuan, thirsty, puny on the inside, unwieldy and ill-suited for its usual role as suburban grocery getter. (But great for pimps.)
Somewhere, Karma is laughing.
Yellow: the color of eunuchs
Gas goes down to a sane level and who comes out to play? Fatass McCheese and his hummer. Fuck you, sir. You’re wasting all MY gas.
Now that gas is back down under $2, the lard asses can schlep some Whoppers with Cheese in their (FU)H2s once again. Yay! Overconsumption –> scarcity –> price increases. Again. Just wait.
the stickers are redundant on an H3
is evidently living in exile in the polar [sorry - ed.] opposite of dark cold and snowy Alaska.
Silver Fart Cloud
What sick bastard comes up with this stuff?
A: Not me (this time). [Ed.: Maybe THIS is why J. D. Faghagworth is so adamant against human/animal hybrids?]
SEMA 2007: The Phantom Hummer – Autoblog