Jesus Wept

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is to confirm that WINK DINKERSON, VAN BUREN & 24th STREET,PHOENIX AZ has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California. (Just Like Hunter S.) Date of Ordination: 10/26/2005 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor www.ulc.net   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are now an ordained […]

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In other news…

Britney is getting a reality show which… wait, I don’t give a s*** More importantly (which would be anything else), Hunter Thompson gets blowed up… Thompson’s ashes to be shot from cannon ‘He loved explosions’ Tuesday, April 5, 2005 Posted: 5:28 PM EDT (2128 GMT) DENVER, Colorado (AP) — Hunter S. Thompson’s ashes will be blasted […]

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HST: Suicide or….

more evil from our *government*.

I agree that it is curious to eat a bullet while on the phone with your wife, but I am not ready to appoint another Warren Commission. Yet.

EDITED TO ADD: No conspiracy – the whole flipping blogosphere latched onto a blurb in a Toronto newspaper – if you pay their f***ing blood monye for a premium subscription, you will see that this is fiction. there was a call, but HST was drunk and babling and working on a story about cell phone hacking.

Nevermind [/Emily Litella]

Ain’t teh intarweb thingy great?

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It’s Wednesday…

and it is a day of shit. HST is still dead. Me = owned by the judge on a big motion. Saw the old boss and his wife Leona Helmsley and Duloc-land kids. MRG did not recognize me. Wife did and stuck up her nose. RRRAAARR!!!

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The Bats Don’t F*** Around

In true Weekly World News *style* I offer *proof* that Hunter Thompson wasn’t stoned on the road to Las Vegas. OK, not so much proof as a lame excuse to quote him and blast out a weird photo… We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take […]

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“We’re from the factory team”

Hunter Thompson commits suicide The bats! AAAAAHHHH! “…two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, […]

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