Sometimes seeing yourself coming and going is a really bad thingRead more "Embrace Your Destiny"
Dear butthead K&N makes excellent filters John McCain is not my friend either. I could almost like you, Hyundai SUV notwithstanding. But seriously: A hand truncated McCain/Palin sticker? You’re only half done (Palin is not running for anything, btw.) JD Hayworth? This guy? The shout out to Tex Earnhardt (under the “Hyundai” badge), worst car […]Read more "Now Don’t Be Sad…"
In our last episode, I was appointed a High Priest of Dementia in something called the First Driver’s Club. This is the thing promoted by Car and Driver magazine where they send muy bueno swag about a product and urge you to tell two friends (hoping that they’ll tell two friends, and so on, and […]Read more "Think About It"
Where I saw one: most recently, in a nightmare in the opposite direction from this nightmare Nostalgia factor: 0/10 – eminently forgettable Baseline: 5/10, because i owned one for almost two years. +10 because it was red, the color of bloodlust. -15, because “lust” has no correlation whatsoever with a Hyundai Accent. +1 because I […]Read more "1998 Hyundai Accent"