Notice that not only is the Phantom parked in a deserted portion of the lot, it’s positioned to take up four slots, likely to prevent the chances of other shoppers parking nearby and spreading their poverty cooties
via This is why people at Walmart think Rolls-Royce drivers are asshats.
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Read more "Mental Flatulence"…takes on a whole new meaning.
David Brown rolled over in his grave. No, this is not the Domino’s in Dubai.
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