Notice that not only is the Phantom parked in a deserted portion of the lot, it’s positioned to take up four slots, likely to prevent the chances of other shoppers parking nearby and spreading their poverty cootiesRead more "Eat the Rich"
Cheap Bugatti owner takes Veyron to coin-operated car wash. Dude, the least you could do is get some cameras and naked chicks and make a car wash porno.Read more "Rich People Problems"
The George W. Bush MBA school of retail: CVS: Here’s a coupon for a $25 gift card when you transfer or bring in a new prescription. Later… Karma: Here is a crippling headache cluster, like that person from “The Fury” (Not THAT Fury) whose head exploded. Dr. Wikipedia: *googles “OMFG it hurts, but only at […]Read more "We’ll make it up in volume"
Service to our favorite strip club that is. Neither of us gives a shit that you took a cab home. Your Cordoba is soiling our parking lot with its ugliness. That ends now.Read more "“Service is our #1 priority”"
You would think they would want a “NO guns” symbol instead of a picture of a big pistol (or maybe not).Read more "No Chicks, No Guns, No Firetrucks"
(This is not about the fart can muffler or the roof things) Check the badges: a “Jesus Fish” on a Lancer Evolution.Read more "Speaking of Creation “Science”"
Diving competition taking a crap water is strongly preferred yup. Ask anyone who has ever pretended to be a bear in the woods. Stunts are ok Presumably, but no one really gets to appreciate them. Splashing is bad and you lose points holy jesus you’re not kidding boring to watch Oh, it’s worse than boring […]Read more "Mental Flatulence"
Maybach 57, slumming at a Circle K. Gas or a 30 pack of Natty Light and some $6 cigs?Read more "Incongruity"