Messenger Puppet

(This is not about the fart can muffler or the roof things)

Badges? We need more stinking badges!!

Check the badges: a “Jesus Fish” on a Lancer Evolution.

A post about mutants triggers the Newsmax Is Sarah Palin a savant? push poll

Post: mutant. Banner: monster. Banner ad: Jesus some jokes DO write themselves

in unrelated stories, the secretary who does NOT work for me (she works for Manny) is showing about 90% more cleavage than usual and there is a an appointment downstairs who is “dumb, dizty,  and hot! A man’s dream come true!” according to Jack.  Sadly, she’s here to see Moe.  While Moe has dabbled, his 14 years with the same man pretty much means its wasted.

Then fucking Manny tells me that on the project that is mine to handle, I have to submit my changes and additions to him, so that the things I want to do fit with his plan on how he wants to handle this thing that he wants me to handle.

Also, no, I can’t use his secretary.

Scrub your nuts with our Beaver

Beaver Nut Scrub

Wet hands first

One push only

Try it!

HT: 8 Barrel

Contestant: What is Kool-Aid Drinking Paranoid Redneck Dumbass?

Nice crayon drawing to go with those confederate flags, General Lee

Confederate flags, calling the President a communist and a Sarah Palin sticker.  The triple crown of modern Republicanism.

Racist GOP Bastards?  Repetitive, or redundant?  Discuss.

or is it karma hitting us in the head with an OE bottle?

What to choose, what to choose?

Am I the only person who has ever thought this?

$226 Million - 6-8 uses per year

How much to fix this?

Or this?

not sayin’.  Just sayin’.

Douchebags, right in my own backyard.  Impressive harem, Mr. Posse.

Maybach 57, slumming at a Circle K.  Gas or a 30 pack of Natty Light and some $6 cigs?