We’ll make it up in volume

The George W. Bush MBA school of retail: CVS:  Here’s a coupon for a $25 gift card when you transfer or bring in a new prescription. Later… Karma:  Here is a crippling headache cluster, like that person from “The Fury” (Not THAT Fury) whose head exploded. Dr. Wikipedia:  *googles “OMFG it hurts, but only at […]

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Mental Flatulence

Diving competition taking a crap water is strongly preferred yup.  Ask anyone who has ever pretended to be a bear in the woods. Stunts are ok Presumably, but no one really gets to appreciate them. Splashing is bad and you lose points holy jesus you’re not kidding boring to watch Oh, it’s worse than boring […]

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