Tag Archive for Jalopnik

VW SP2

If Only

This VW Is The Fastest Looking Slow Car Ever. This is the VW/Brasil SP2 Parked, it was the fastest car you’ve ever seen. Driven, well, not so much. SP 9s obviously “Slow Poke.” Jalopnik claims it was based on the VW Type III.  we think it’s something a little closer to home:  the 411/412.  the ass is what gives it away.…

Porsche 928

Sometimes you really do have to say…

WHAT THE FUCK? For $6,000, This 928 Is On The Ragtop. You can tell a horse’s age by opening their mouth and looking at their teeth. Popping the hood on this Porsche reveals an engine compartment that looks its age, and in fact is akin to peering into a meth addict’s septic pie hole. We love the Porsche 928. Just…

Ferrari 458 Spider

Eat the Rich

Class Warfare Breaks Out As Londoner Eggs Woman Driving A Ferrari. Rich residents of London are notoriously upset with richer foreigners who summer in the British capital, filling the streets with supercars. Recently, one of these Brits egged a Ferrari. Shit just got real.This particular incident occurred on fancy-fancy Sloan street over the weekend. As a yellow Ferrari 458 Spider pulls up to a…

Ferrari 458 World on Fire

Disco Inferno

Burn baby burn… Yesterday morning an older gentleman named Bill called our establishment saying he had a car he needed to sell, he told me he had a “pristine 2006 Mercedes CLK 500 that was being transported from CA to FL along with a Porsche, a GT-R, a Ferrari and a BMW. The truck was involved in some sort of…

Ferrari 512 BBi

Do Want

This House Is A Ferrari Workspace/Garage/Gallery. Holger Schubert is a man with superb taste, as evidenced not only by his amazing 512BBi, but also by the gorgeous workspace/garage/art gallery he’s built to accommodate it. There are no corny framed photos of waterfalls with trite inspirational messages on Schubert’s immaculate glass walls, and he doesn’t need them—the Boxer provides limitless motivation.…

Porsche 928

The 928 Is Everything A Porsche Should And Shouldn’t Be

The 928 was introduced as what Porsche saw as the replacement for the 911. They don’t make the 928 anymore, so you know how that panned out. Today, it’s the Porsche for the man that knows that Porsche builds fantastic rear-engined, flat-six, manual transmission sports cars, and wants none of that. Instead, what you get is a V8, German Corvette…