I guess I am glad

That this list of Ten Cars That Won’t Get You Laid On A First Date does not include every car anything I ever drove. Actually, now that I think about it, the Fury wouldn’t be on this list – at least not always.

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A: Almost every one i ever owned

What Car Will Never Be A Classic? Whether in people or vehicles, scarcity can trigger fondness. Many vehicles now considered classics spent years unloved and overlooked, until their true value emerged. But what vehicles will never be classics? In the early 1980s, millions of Americans drove home from the Chevy dealership feeling like a Celebrity. […]

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1985 Honda Civic wagon

sounds like a sewing machine, looks like a moon car
Oooo what wacky spaceship windows

Oooo what wacky spaceship windows

Where I saw one: On the intertubes

Nostalgia factor: 3/10 – Ahh, memories – mostly not mine.

Baseline: 0, since I never personally owned one. +1 because mom had one, +1 because that one was a crazy moonwagon, -1 because it didn’t have a radio – stupid Honda made you choose from dealer installed extra cost radios, +1 because I stole borrowed it to visit Madonna, +1 because it led to a sexathon, +1 because we until this year, it was the best sex ever, -1 because it was not actually in this car, +1 because I wasn’t driving it when we went to Jonathan B. pub for drinks, -1 for getting in my way when my bike fell over,-1 for denting like a little bitch, -1 for Cracker inheriting it and beating the shit out of it, +1 because there was this night in 1983 when I went to Jody #2‘s place for late Friday Night Videos and almost sex, and a brand new ’84 was in the driveway next to hers. I was freaked, because they were all like weird looking and shit, compared to Escorts and Colts and shit piles like that, +1 because it could hum along at 80 with no drama, unlike the ’78 Camaro in Car and Driver (which overheated at that speed) or Ribble’s Subaru (which had a seizure and died).

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