God says “kill yer f***ing cat or I will smite your ass”
Are cats for true Christians? [Ed. Link removed due to attack site.] According to this ^^ Jehovah’s “Witness,” you can safely (per the Bible) go kill your cat (which is basically a furry snake (see below)), but they’re not responsible if you do. Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable […]
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