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Damage Control: Zombie Edition

Joe Paterno

The Glove didn’t fit – Wick Sollers Chewbacca – Johnny Cochran Basically, We love Joe so you’re misreading the evidence, mr. report.  The emails to Joe didn’t mean Paterno, they meant Piscopo. Or the Plumber.  Somebody said something different, so your argument is invalid. I have a few thoughts: HE’S FUCKING DEAD. This is about…

Hang your head

saddamdown1234

In today’s bit of Irony, the PSU president said this: I now believe that, contrary to its original intention, Coach Paterno’s statue has become a source of division and an obstacle to healing in our University and beyond. For that reason, I have decided that it is in the best interest of our university and…

So Full of BS

Depends

I am absolutely devastated by the developments in this case. I grieve for the children and their families, and I pray for their comfort and relief. I have come to work every day for the last 61 years with one clear goal in mind: To serve the best interests of this university and the young…

There’s No Joy In Mudville

Joe Paterno Throws Up His Hands

I am on record as not a fan of pressbox coaching and calling for Joe Paterno to step down.  He’s fired and dead now, but neither brings any joy.  The Freeh report basically says that the worst possible facts are the ones that are true.  Penn State knew.  Joe knew.  They protected the program.  They…

The Zombie Apocalypse Begins

moments after stepping on his own dick

Fired Penn State coach Joe Paterno dead at 85 – Yahoo! News. STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — Joe Paterno, the longtime Penn State coach who won more games than anyone in major college football but was fired amid a child sex abuse scandal that scarred his reputation for winning with integrity, died Sunday. He was…

Don’t Let the Door Hit you on the ass, old man

Joe Paterno prefers brains softened by repeated football hits

Penn State trustees fire Joe Paterno, president Graham Spanier amid scandal – NCAA Football – SI.com. STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — Joe Paterno was fired by the Penn State board of trustees Wednesday night despite saying he would retire as coach after the football season ended, brought down by the growing furor over the handling of…

Time to go, Joe

Joe Paterno prefers brains softened by repeated football hits

If Jerry Sandusky allegations are true, Penn State and Joe Paterno deserve part of the blame – The Washington Post. According to the attorney general’s office, in 2002 a graduate student assistant went to Paterno’s home the day after he saw Sandusky sexually assaulting a boy in the shower late at night at Lasch Football…

Dear Zombie King

Joe Paterno prefers brains softened by repeated football hits

Disconnectedly wandering along the sidelines during football games, muttering to yourself about all “those goddamned kids on my lawn” is not, strictly speaking, “coaching.”  Tell the truth.  You’re just waiting to stick a straw into one of those concussed players.  It’s like Ensure for Zombies when their brains get all shook up and mushy. Joe…