Mike Gross, Assistant Sports Editor of the LANCASTER PA SUNDAY NEWS, has another delicately-phrased, thoughtful piece wondering if Joe Paterno has the physical and mental capacity to coach Penn State this season. via SPORTSbyBROOKS » Reporter On Paterno: ‘Should he be driving a car?’.Read more "Requiem For Methuselah"
and the delicious replenishment of fresh corpses is running low in Happy ValleyRead more "Just ’cause it’s Friday"
Hmm… a “water closet,” you say? and it’s inside? Those kids and their crazy ideas nowadays. ————————————————————————————– Unless you’re messengerpuppet.com, where we’re coming up on the 5th anniversary of stupid.Read more "2012 is too soon to return to stupid"
Reason 1: Fancy lawyers create meaningless agreement to lie to recruits Penn State extends Paterno 3 years STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — Penn State coach Joe Paterno has a new three-year contract extension to go along with his new hip. The Hall of Famer and [whiningest] coach in major college football history has agreed to […]Read more "Penn State: Why We Will Continue to Mostly Suck"
Alex Trebek: It’s been me for 25 years, my name is Alex, coach, and the answer is “It has been me for the past 30 years, and Penn State for the last 20” Football a welcome salvation at Penn St. after offseason of trouble (cont.)Read more "I’ll take irrelevance for $50, Alex"
As a football fan. my entire self worth is tied into the success of my chosen team. Thus, my penis feels less adequate, now that I read this: U-M will drop down to a capacity of 106,201 in 2008 season — below Penn State’s 107,282. Joe Paterno got his first stiffy of the aughts on […]Read more "Getting smaller to get bigger"
Joe, buddy. It’s time. Call it a day. Hall of Fame? Shoo in. Most years at a school? Will never be topped. Shitty 19th Century offense? C’mon Joe. Even Bo’s QBs threw forward passes. Just not stupid ones. Carr owns you. And that is just sad. Well, not that sad. He needs to own someone, […]Read more "Why does Penn State suck?"
JoePa gets owned by Carr for the 9th straight time. Penn state exposed, 14-9. mgoblog: Lionized We own Penn State. I never get tired of saying that. I get tired of the 2 in 0-2, but 1 more win and we’re over 0.500 for the first time since last season. In other news: Broncos(2-1): You’re […]Read more "Penn Stank"
A. Aaaahhh. My ass!!! I shoulda skipped the Jalapenos. B. Hey ref, Make them stop knocking my QBs down. C. Dammit. Not 8 in a row!!!Read more "Caption this"