In a triumph of good taste and adult (as in mature, not porno) sensibility, the Justice Department under head caner Alberto “I ain’t afraid of no breast” Gonzalez declared June 24, 2005 *tits and bananas* day throughout the country, in celebration of the Department conquering its unnatural fear of a naked breast. W00t! Ashcroft Gone, […]
Read more "Boobies uber alles"Ashcroft’s name substitutes for obscenity in movie Richard Leiby Washington Post Feb. 24, 2005 02:41 PM WASHINGTON – You’re an Ashcroft! No, you’re the Ashcroft! Imagine hearing that exchange in a movie – you’d think that Hollywood had come up with a crazy new insult. Well, it turns out that some airline passengers watching the […]
Read more "What an Ashcroft!"In a startling show of conscience, chief administration witch hunter, paranoid and Orwellian enforcer John “face full of Pornstars” Ashcroft resigned from the ruling Cheney junta today. Sources could not confirm whether he tied himself to a stake, or participated in a new federal inmate shower initiation ritual in symbolic solidarity with people he persecuted […]
Read more "Ding, Dong the Witch is Dead"Attorney General John Ashcroft ‘plans to submit his resignation to Bush in the next several days’… Source As long as he is not being lined up to succeed Rehnquist. I think he would do fine as a leather goods salesman.
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