Dear John

Do you REALLY need a thinly disguised string version of the “Dallas” theme as your background music?  FWIW, the part that exactly parrots the Dallas song is the part where Victoria Principal highlights her ample breasts.  I can’t hate you for that one part, dammit, but the Borg queen will be feasting on your shriveled […]

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John McCain: Douchebag

…leading the fight against President Obama… …last line of defense… –Actual radio ad by Grandma Nutty Fudge Seriously? You dumbass. You are not “at war” against the man or the office.  You are at war with a bigger douchebag for your job. “Less worse” – that is your only saving grace.

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John McCain’s America

From here Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America. White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’ If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’ Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’ Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’ Name your kids Trig and Track, you’re ‘colorful.’ If you’re a […]

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