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John McCain

John McCain: Never too old to flip flop


Sen. John McCain took to the Senate floor Thursday to condemn waterboarding and other torture techniques, saying that the debate over these techniques is ultimately “about morality. What is at stake here it the very idea of America.” via McCain Denounces Torture on Senate Floor – Gawker. Gee, John.  Wasn’t it just 2008 when you: voted to uphold Bush’s veto…

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John McCain wants you to remember his name for some reason

Dear John


Do you REALLY need a thinly disguised string version of the “Dallas” theme as your background music?  FWIW, the part that exactly parrots the Dallas song is the part where Victoria Principal highlights her ample breasts.  I can’t hate you for that one part, dammit, but the Borg queen will be feasting on your shriveled nuts when she finds out.

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John McCain wants you to remember his name for some reason

John McCain: Douchebag


…leading the fight against President Obama… …last line of defense… –Actual radio ad by Grandma Nutty Fudge Seriously? You dumbass. You are not “at war” against the man or the office.  You are at war with a bigger douchebag for your job. “Less worse” – that is your only saving grace.

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Romney McCain

No, I blame you for being a dickhead


I assume this is a dig against Obama.  However, this shit economy, war on brown people with oil, war on an idea, shit on the Constitution, dissolution of the republic all fall on Mr. Bush.  McCain did not run un ’04, so if you are not pre-blaming Obama for the serial fuckups of Bush, then you are resting on a…

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John McCain’s America


From here Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America. White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’ If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’ Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’ Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’ Name your kids Trig and Track, you’re ‘colorful.’ If you’re a Democrat and you make a…

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