Your tax dollars at work

Mother Nature: I like wind Palm trees: Oops. My dead fronds fell down in the middle of the street from all this wind. Lurlene: Oh look. The street is impassable due to a giant stack of dead tree parts. I will move them out of the street, which will provide an ancillary benefit to this […]

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Not me

Even though I cannot tell the difference between a Pinto and a “Mustang II,” even I am not that drunk stupid. I would use an RPG. Man uses shotgun to loosen lug nut, hospitalized with wounds to legs Associated Press Nov. 12, 2007 12:31 PM SOUTHWORTH, Wash. – A man trying to loosen a stubborn […]

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A little Polynesian “massage” to go with your Karma, Dr. G?

In our last episode, karma had just said “I’m gonna get you, sucka.” Today, karma says “I still totally ironied you, bitch” In slightly less cryptic and oblique terms, today, another woman got all up close and personal. Lotion was involved. Pants were not. ******************************************** Karma: Hah! She was a doctor*! No happy finish, just […]

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After an adjustment of the starting point by my doctor yesterday, the total number on the “less is more” meter is 80, not 70.  Put another way, there was 50% more of me a year ago than there is now.  Or 1/3 less of me now than then.  Fractions – bah!

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