Andrew Thomas’ “Reckless, Four-Year Campaign of Corruption and Power Abuse” – Phoenix News – Feathered Bastard.Read more "Andrew Thomas: “Welcome to Burger King. May I take your order?”"
MCSO has a fleet of luxury SUVs. Dave Hendershott works for MCSO. You do the math via Pig-Napped: “Porkchop” Stolen by Lady in SUV; There’s a Reward – Phoenix News – Valley Fever.Read more "Pig-Napped: “Porkchop” Stolen by Lady in SUV; There’s a Reward"
Mother Nature: I like wind Palm trees: Oops. My dead fronds fell down in the middle of the street from all this wind. Lurlene: Oh look. The street is impassable due to a giant stack of dead tree parts. I will move them out of the street, which will provide an ancillary benefit to this […]Read more "Your tax dollars at work"
Door #1 2006 Rock: Hi mustang. Let me chip your windshield. Geico: A Lizard Caveman cocktail will fix it nicely. No deductible. Me: Yay. Fastforward to 2010 Rock: Fuck you xoxBox windshield. Die from a puny chip to the sweet spot. Geico: Hah! no coverage for you, dancer boy. Me: huh? WTF? Geico: We don’t […]Read more "Karma: Would you like door number one or door number two?"
Even though I cannot tell the difference between a Pinto and a “Mustang II,” even I am not that drunk stupid. I would use an RPG. Man uses shotgun to loosen lug nut, hospitalized with wounds to legs Associated Press Nov. 12, 2007 12:31 PM SOUTHWORTH, Wash. – A man trying to loosen a stubborn […]Read more "Not me"
Clue # 1 This is a Bugatti Veyron. You have to trust me on this…Read more "How to tell that you killed your camera"
In our last episode, karma had just said “I’m gonna get you, sucka.” Today, karma says “I still totally ironied you, bitch” In slightly less cryptic and oblique terms, today, another woman got all up close and personal. Lotion was involved. Pants were not. ******************************************** Karma: Hah! She was a doctor*! No happy finish, just […]Read more "A little Polynesian “massage” to go with your Karma, Dr. G?"
After an adjustment of the starting point by my doctor yesterday, the total number on the “less is more” meter is 80, not 70. Put another way, there was 50% more of me a year ago than there is now. Or 1/3 less of me now than then. Fractions – bah!Read more "80"