Divine Miss M

“I got a letter from the Republican Party the other day. I wrote back, ‘Go fuck yourself.’” – Bette Midler New York Goes New Orleans Bartcop has the full quote: “I could stand up here and talk for hours about ineptitude, stupidity, blame, in-e-qual-i-ty, global warming, the dangerous destruction of the wetlands. We’re surrounded by […]

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How long can this go on? – Bono, Red Rocks, 1983 Today is offically 40 (unofficially, it’s probably 45). That is how many pounds I dropped since about mid-May, after the happy finish doctor reacharound, and the union of the 30 foot anaconda and the momentary disturbance in the force. So, it is sort of […]

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Happy Finish?

She asked me to undress and lie on her table. Her hands were all over my back and chest. Her deep penetrating stare held me entranced while she worked her magic. Then, near the end of our time together, she slipped her hand under the towel over my waist and took hold of…

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Life’s little Ironies

I have worn glasses since I was two. Really awful glasses.  Coke bottle thick ones. {At least I never wore circular glasses to complete the effect, like Buzzkill did.}  In 1989, I lounged on Daytona Beach with 8Barrel and Easy E, and planted my glasses in the sand and lit smokes with them. As a kid, […]

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