The apple of my eye doesn’t fall far from the tree, except that sometimes it does. I have a kid – a couple of them, actually. Kid1 was chomping at the bit to get a driver license. Kid1 wanted an Aston for the longest time, because of some mormon vampire chastity book. [Ed.: Twilight] Kid1 […]Read more "The Apple"
you drive a ’94 Kia Sephia. I drove a pre-production one at a focus group event. It was my “prize” for owning a Geo. The identity of the Sephia was easy enough to deduce once I looked at the tape one the steering wheel. K-I-A is a pretty recognizable silhouette, people. (Not the cool kind […]Read more "You might be a dumbass if…"
you drive a minivan. Extra pw points because it’s a sensible budget KIA “SLOW DOWN baby on board” sticker. “I <4 my wife” sticker Grocery store parking lot This is the automotive equivalent of a lion fish suit. Everything about it says “stay away chicas. I am not on the market.” Not being on the […]Read more "How to tell you are pussywhipped"