The War Council is disbanded. - Me, after a frank and refreshing talk with the ex-Mrs.

Peace Really is Possible

The important thing to remember about ex-wives is that you divorced their ass for a reason.  By all means be civil, but that new her is still based on the old her. Don't be fooled by the attractive package. -…

The important thing to remember

Vex No, this is not a Weird Al spoof of a forgettable Motley Crue song. I'm in a quandary.  Winston Smith is dead.  No, it wasn't from the rat. Anyhoo, he left cookies - an open bag.  Is it wrong to eat one? The cookies don't have a soul, right? An open back is nearly valueless, yes? These are the questions I struggle with, to avoid real questions like who goes to the thing, what now with the kid and do I…

"Waffle Nut" a breakfast treat at Safeway or a horrible (yet hilarious in the the Safeway check out line) exotic male affliction.