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Time Flies


10 years ago, +/- a few minutes, my wife wondered out loud in bed whether we should get a divorce. I said yes, relieved that she was thinking what I had thought for a while. That was all I needed – to not be the bastard imposing this change on her. Now it was “our” idea, not just mine. Sorry,…

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Solve this dilemma


Your kid needs to print something on Sunday night at 8. Your printer is out of ink. Replacement ink costs about $75. Staples has your ink.  Staples is closed.  Best Buy probably has your ink.  Best Buy is definitely closed.  Target is open, but doesn’t have your ink. Target does sell printers that come with ink for $60 or less.…

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The important thing to remember


The important thing to remember about ex-wives is that you divorced their ass for a reason.  By all means be civil, but that new her is still based on the old her. Don’t be fooled by the attractive package. – Me, after a surprisingly cordial crossing of paths. UPDATE:  It’s worth it to have an actual two sided conversation.  There is much…

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Vex


Vex No, this is not a Weird Al spoof of a forgettable Motley Crue song. I’m in a quandary.  Winston Smith is dead.  No, it wasn’t from the rat. Anyhoo, he left cookies – an open bag.  Is it wrong to eat one? The cookies don’t have a soul, right? An open back is nearly valueless, yes? These are the questions…

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“Waffle Nut” a breakfast treat at Safeway or a horrible (yet hilarious in the the Safeway check out line) exotic male affliction.

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Christine Sixteen


Like last week, driving the kid to school is an adventure in poltergeists. This time, we hop in the car and this starts playing. Immediately. Spontaneously, on my phone. On Pandora. In my pocket. Is it an electronic glitch related to Kid 2’s failing phone? Is my phone possessed? Since it only happens in the car, is my Car possessed?…

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Pandora’s Box


So I am kid 2 us driving to school.  We stop at the Kwik-E-Mart for a beverage and some cash.  We hop back in the car.  As the car starts, from somewhere, the first few bars of this… start blasting. However, the radio is off (because: kid driving). WTH? Where’s that music from? Kid 2: Dad, that’s you. Yep.  It’s me.  Pandora…

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