Lamborghini Gallardo

Why is this car ok and the other pig not OK?  Simple: It’s parked.  Not running = not burning MY gas. It has no plate, therefore it is just a piece of inventory. Not being used for commuting. These cars serve one purpose:  to get blow jobs for their owners.  There is never anything wrong […]

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Phoenix 5.28.06

Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder Baby blue. Richie Rich at the wheel. Why didn’t I take my own picture? Because i was walking. Why won’t I make THAT mistake again soon? Because: I missed the shot My car gets appreciative stares when i drive I get appreciative stares when i walk. Except they seemed to come only […]

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