When Mullets and Transformers are the pinnacle of your personal style.Read more "What to drive"
Why is this car ok and the other pig not OK? Simple: It’s parked. Not running = not burning MY gas. It has no plate, therefore it is just a piece of inventory. Not being used for commuting. These cars serve one purpose: to get blow jobs for their owners. There is never anything wrong […]Read more "Lamborghini Gallardo"
Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder Baby blue. Richie Rich at the wheel. Why didn’t I take my own picture? Because i was walking. Why won’t I make THAT mistake again soon? Because: I missed the shot My car gets appreciative stares when i drive I get appreciative stares when i walk. Except they seemed to come only […]Read more "Phoenix 5.28.06"
Cruising Camelback, looking for coke and a discoRead more "Tony Manero, lottery winner"
Lamborghini Gallardo (pronounced “Holy fucking shit!!!”), Camelback & 20th StreetRead more "Why Trader Joe’s Kicks Ass, Part 2"